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Canon is Strange Magic. He's so precious.
WHAT?! I am not... precious! Don't you know who I am? Don't you know what I do to those who cross me?
[ And truth be told, he's a terrifying sight to behold... if you're a fairy, that is. The guy is pretty small, after all, though he definitely towers over fairies, insects, and smaller goblin underlings. But he's not traditionally handsome, or even handsome by normal standards. What with those rough, hard edges, all those scales, and a low, deep voice that can go from a purr to thundering in 1.5 seconds, well... he's certainly not someone to mess around with. That his accent is Scottish just seems to accent his whole 'bad boy' image.]
But I'm evil,
My middle name is misery,
Yes I'm evil, so don't you mess around with me!
[He sings, too, though it's not especially pretty. Something like a rock star singing, really. But there's something else there, too, something about him that keeps the mun smiling. He's just so... ]
...what. You think the Bog King is... is... 'cuddly?' [He groans, shaking his head. It's hard to be intimidating when people know what you're really like.]
Does this look soft to you?
[He brandishes his magnificent staff expertly like a weapon, a smug smile on his lips.
...boggy woggy.
The smile falls into a dry, familiar look.]
Bog.
[Boggy woggy kingy wingy.]
No, Bog!
[... boggy bear.]
Bog. King-oh, fine. Don't you be telling Marianne about this. I'll never hear the end of it.
[ And truth be told, he's a terrifying sight to behold... if you're a fairy, that is. The guy is pretty small, after all, though he definitely towers over fairies, insects, and smaller goblin underlings. But he's not traditionally handsome, or even handsome by normal standards. What with those rough, hard edges, all those scales, and a low, deep voice that can go from a purr to thundering in 1.5 seconds, well... he's certainly not someone to mess around with. That his accent is Scottish just seems to accent his whole 'bad boy' image.]
But I'm evil,
My middle name is misery,
Yes I'm evil, so don't you mess around with me!
[He sings, too, though it's not especially pretty. Something like a rock star singing, really. But there's something else there, too, something about him that keeps the mun smiling. He's just so... ]
...what. You think the Bog King is... is... 'cuddly?' [He groans, shaking his head. It's hard to be intimidating when people know what you're really like.]
Does this look soft to you?
[He brandishes his magnificent staff expertly like a weapon, a smug smile on his lips.
...boggy woggy.
The smile falls into a dry, familiar look.]
Bog.
[Boggy woggy kingy wingy.]
No, Bog!
[... boggy bear.]
Bog. King-oh, fine. Don't you be telling Marianne about this. I'll never hear the end of it.
I've been wanting to make a Dawn or Sugarplum account but I can't find screencaps!
Ow and ow.
Okay, not sure what just happened but my mun just saw you and made a loud screeching sound...Is that normal?
I would love either so much! I know the Marianne above would love to see her sister around, too.
But that doesn't stop him from chuckling darkly at her words, a wicked expression on his jagged, scaly face.]
Well, that depends... [He holds himself up at his full, towering height, magnificent staff held up in his hands.] Is your little human scared of the almighty King Bog, ruler of the Forbidden Forest and their very nightmare come true?
[He even twirls his staff around, lifting up into the air a little and clearly showing off. Well, Bog can't help it - he's a bit of a drama king, even though he would deny it if accused as such.
...and if she just ignores the above cuteness with his fairy princess, the whole intimidation act just might work?]
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[She takes a look over to her mun, who's currently sorting the same goofy love struck face a certain little fairy princess was sporting a while when she was under the effects of the love potion that whispy blue fairy had made up for some friends of yours.]
I wouldn't call what she thinks of you as a nightmare, maybe to me but to her...well let's just say in her own words that "Oh my gosh, he's adorable!"
...My mun picks the weirdest characters to gain some kind of crush on still- at least you're better then that two-faced sideburned kingdom stealing prince she really has a huge thing for.
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I'm not adorable! I'm... dangerous!
[Manners, Bog. He grumbled, as if being forced to be 'polite.'] Um. Thank... you?
[Then he rolled his eyes and groaned when she mentioned that guy.]
...what? Him?!
Does she no' know what he did to Marianne? And to her, and her... sister? The long hours of torture I suffered through for the sake of my kingdom? The nightmares of all that singing still haunts me at night!
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Oh no! No no no, yuck! My mun has a weird taste in guys, but even he's too much for her. No she's utterly obsessed with this other prince who tried taking over a couple of other princesses' [Saft, one of them's a queen...] kingdom.
Prince Hans of the Southern Isles, ring any bells?
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[He frowns at the name, automatically shaking his head... then scowls at some unknown deity from up above.]
Well apparently my mun knows him, too. She says he's also here in her... head... but he doesn't get out much - something I'm sure is for the best.
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