because more games solve everything, right?

[mon_dieu]

Let me be getting zis straight.

You are wishing to put myself eento a second game, een ze hopes of 'slightly nicer' things happening to me, to 'balance out' all ze bad ones happening een ze game I am already een?

... I am thinking ze easiest thing to do would me for you to just let me go home.

... Eet was worth a bullet.

[he meant "it was worth a shot".]

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[ixis]

You've no idea, little soldier boy. Chin up! Exile puts a great many things in perspective.

PASKDFJDKSL IXIS

[mon_dieu]

Gah!

... I mean.

[clears throat.]

You are ze last person I would be seeking advice from.

TWAN! MY FAVOURITE FREEDOM FIGHTER

[ixis]

Well, you are complaining about not being able to go home! I spent a great deal of time unable to do the same, as you may recall. Decades, in fact!

You adjust.

Or perish. Either or, really.

[mon_dieu]

One of us wasn't banished for being an insane, evil wizard.

Eef we are fortunate, we will never, ever, ever see you again. Zat would be worth ze wait.

[ixis]

You wound me! And here I was, a font of avuncular advice for idiotic little coyotes far from home, such as yourself. Remind me to not be so forthcoming in the future.

Do recall the banishment was largely carried out and maintained by Julian; are you sure you want to champion his choices? Any of them?

[mon_dieu]

I will forever be loyal to ze house of Acorn. You will be finding no sympathy from me.

[ixis]

Hhhhhhsss. You always were the tiresome, if laughable, one.

...What happened to your coat? What are you even wearing?

[mon_dieu]

I will be having you know zis ees ze highest fashion symbol een ze entire kingdom! Eet's sleek, flattering, and holds my weaponry where I am needing it.

[... ant did you get madder at him for insulting your duds over him insulting your king]

[ixis]

You look foolish.

Incidentally, I am...hhhsssss, strongly urged to pass on the following:

1) My player would be happy to make you icons if you'd ever want them adjusted or polished.

2) I'm presently being situated in an open game known as nexus_sages, would you feel compelled to, eeech, converse in a more concrete setting.

I'm thrilled at the notion, truly.