spoilers for Terminator Genisys possible

[notobsolete]

I do not understand why you persist on this venture. You have no goal, no course of action. You only want "awkward robot dad funtimes."

Funtimes is not a word.

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Hey, awkward [fill in the blank] funtimes buddy!

[ex_haveaplan64]

Wot's there t' understand? These blokes can't make their own amusement, so it's up t' us t' entertain them because apparently they foind us hilarious.

[notobsolete]

[ What's there to understand? Your accent, for one thing. Pops tilts his head mechanically. ]

I am not hilarious.

[ Kyle Reese has told him so. ]

[ex_haveaplan64]

(You're lucky Sniper only speaks What An American Thinks Australian Sounds Like, and not actual Strine. Then he'd be incomprehensible.)

Neither am I, but it doesn't stop them from breaking out in giggles for no apparent reason.

(For example, Sniper's mun is currently imagining Terminator Arnie giving the glaredown on Sarah Connor's potential boyfriends. Pure Comedy Gold!)

[notobsolete]

[ That is pretty much the exact reason this mun created this journal. ]

....They do laugh easily.

[ex_haveaplan64]

Exactly. And th' best you can 'ope for is for them t' get bored and foind someone else t' bother.

(Mun bro-fist!)

[i_like_your]

Fatherhood would not be compatible with your model type's design parameters.

[notobsolete]

[ A lot of what he does is incompatible with his model type's parameters. ]

I have learned.

[i_like_your]

Inefficiency is clearly a pattern for human writers...

[notobsolete]

They are not efficient but they are creative.

[ He likes the fleshy meatbags, okay? ]

[i_like_your]

Creativity is not something you should desire they exhibit. There is a 95% likelihood boredom will set in and you will be selected for island-based procreational activities.

Self-lubrication will become necessary.

Sarah Connor may also hit you with extreme prejudice.