Look out, it's the birthday boy.

[heroiccia]

Hey, hey mun it ain't my birthday yet!

Well I guess it will be tomorrow and all that, so make sure that ya get yourself a huge, ton of fireworks for tomorrow and a bunch of meat to grill! 'Cause this year's gonna be off the freaking hook!

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[dererste]

Hoooh?! What's this?! It's Thank The Great Prussia For All His Hard Work In Saving My Sorry Colony Ass Day once again?!

[heroiccia]

Hahaha! What the fuck is that supposed to be? It's I hate Britain Day of course!

[dererste]

KESESESESESESE!! Like hell it is! Clear the wax from your ears, Kiddo, It's DEFINITELY Thank The Great Prussia For All His Hard Work In Saving My Sorry Colony Ass Day at your place today!! WITHOUT A DOUBT! Marked it on my damn star spangled calendar and everything! [THROWS A HEAVY ARM AROUND YOUR SHOULDER all friendly like]


SO!! Let's hear you sing my praises once again, Rookie!! Go on!! If you do it sweetly enough to bring a hundred tears in my eyes, I'll reward you for your effort! [He has a present hidden somewhere on his person, let's see if you can wrangle it from him this year.]

[heroiccia]

Dude, bro! This is my birthday! I ain't singin' ya nothing!

[Goes ahead and wraps an arm around him comradery, though it feels more like a GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGING YOU WITH THE FULL FORCE OF ALL-AMERICAN FREEDOM!]

I'll take that present though and thank ya for it.