/On being ushered to cityofcoba

[tsooki]

...What are we going to do there? I am not going to ask anyone to come with me, that's absurd. I don't want to go myself in the first place.

Moreover, what are we doing here? I don't want to be here- there's enough disorder in that muse-space of yours that's giving me headache.

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[scaryfaces]

Hey, could be worse. 'Least you ain't headed to one of those horror-murder type places...

[He's just going to. Sideeye his mun some more. Lady's crazy.]

[tsooki]

Oh she plans to. But the date to do that is at the end of the month and she wants to do something now.

[Deep, deep scowl.]

[scaryfaces]

Shit, really? What's the deal with these people an' horror crap, lately...

[tsooki]

It's better than the other game she was looking at...

[scaryfaces]

Eh? What was it before, then?

[tsooki]

Some kind of game where people are rebelling all the time. The requirement for 'living there' is to 'get around'.

[Please don't be dumb Tanaka and understand the implication.]

[scaryfaces]

....Oh. One of 'those', huh.

[YEAH HE'S... HE'S HEARD ABOUT IT. mun's terrible at smut so that's probably never going to be a problem for him]

[tsooki]

I've already been to one of 'those'.

[The uh, stuff he did with other Tanaka is still scarring him...]

Something happened to it. Now she's looking for 'new' and 'exciting' things.

[And everyone knows how "excited" he is about it. aka not at all.]

[scaryfaces]

So 'new and exciting' is gettin' ya killed over an' over? I mean... never been myself, but I've heard some pretty messed up stories from the other people up here. Like, permanent shit.

[But that's the beauty of CRAU being a thing, Tanaka!! when was the last time Tsukishima was excited for a thing around here...]

[tsooki]

Apparently so. This small city she's sending me to at the moment is innocent compared to what she actually wants to do.

[He's never excited. Over anything. Except maybe harassing Kageyama. That makes him happy.]

[scaryfaces]

Whereabouts is it? Anything I might know?

[Tanaka kind of hopes not, but... well.

Somewhere out there is an angry king bird, squawking in protest.]

[tsooki]

The 'peaceful' place is called Coba.

The 'not so peaceful place', where I'm supposedly already dead and my "passing to the other side" is glitched, is called Monad.

[scaryfaces]

Pf, at least it's 'peaceful' for now, ah?

...but Monad, huh. Yeah, I've heard of it. Almost saw a couple a' folks go, too, but the kid in question ended up gettin' enrolled in some haunted high school instead. Inugami, was it?

That ain't to say mun's lost interest, though. She's all for that computer-gamey crap, just can't decide on who she wants to torment half the time. Guess that's a good thing.

[tsooki]

It's not drastic as the other place. Apparently Coba has tendency to "jump through time". You can go from modern city to futuristic to medieval in span of few days.

[The whole new meaning to saying "World shifts before your eyes"...]

Yes, my player also looked at that thing and apparently glitches are more fun and the fact that she has to describe "how I died" is making her very happy.

[scaryfaces]

...Hah! That sounds either really fun or really inconvenient. ...Which I guess is the theme a' those 'peaceful' ones, anyway. Mun's playin' in that ... one where people get turned into little fairies or somethin' right now.

They really get into that kinda stuff, don't they? [Grumble. It's depressing as hell, and he really doesn't get it!]

[tsooki]

[Excuse him as he laughs about fairies. He'll be with you in a second.]

...

They do. She can't decide how I will die. For some reason "train accident" sounds appealing to her.

[scaryfaces]

...Not with me, jackass!! Jeez!! [Although just imagine a tiny, hotblooded shoulder-fairy Tanaka...]

...-?! Wait, so like-- 'accident' like you fell on the tracks?! Y'don't seem dumb enough for that.

[Sounds more like a murder, to be honest. He's not even going anywhere and his mind's on this stuff by osmosis, sob...]

[tsooki]

I wasn't thinking about you specifically but now that you mention it- [he's doubled over-] where's your fairy dust, Tanaka-san? [And he's laughing some more.]


Nothing like that. Think bigger- train collision or bomb.
...I don't think she thought this through. But she has time until 27th so she will probably come up with something.

[scaryfaces]

Oi, I'll show you fairy dust!! [enjoy that whack to the back of your head, there. Mun was considering Noya too, but that just seemed mean-spirited...]


Jeez. Worse than I thought... Guess it wouldn't do t' hope nothing bad happens to ya, but that's kinda the point, ain't it.

[tsooki]

[There's a snort but he refrains from saying anything else. Because, who knows, Tanaka might be the cause of his death.]

I hope she loses interest by the time 27th rolls around.