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Adorea or The Faceless Old Woman ([personal profile] organloaner) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2015-06-30 01:35 am

On possibly becoming a new NPC for [community profile] thegames crossposted from dear_player

Dearest and most mundane,

There is a saying, perhaps you've heard of it.
"Home is where the heart is."

I prefer a slightly different saying,
"I am in your home right now."

 
It's less popular but it should be well known at this point.

Eternally,
The Faceless Old Woman

P.S. You have three half empty bottles of creamer in your refrigerator taking up space. I consolidated them all into one bottle, then threw it out and left the empty bottles alone in your refrigerator after emptying all the other contents that could not be bothered to have symmetry.

You may thank me later.