Dargon voice test

[practicemyrawr]

Muuuun, come on!

We could be doing anything right now. Like, climbing trees, or running in circles, or flying somewhere, or burning some zombies with my awesome dragon fire! And you're just sitting here staring at a screen like some doofus!

Why didn't anyone tell me "infinite adventure" would be so boring?

Comments

[kuukai]

I don' think zombies an' stuff's available withou' th'screen. Downside of bein' a character, ya know.

[ She's munching on a cookie. It sure tastes real. ]

[practicemyrawr]

Sure there are! There's zombies everywhere back home. Burn real bright, too!

[Oh that sure is a cookie, isn't it?]

Ooh! Give me one too!

[kuukai]

Uh...

[ She tosses one her way. ] Yeah. But on here, he's gotta keep lookin' at th'screen. Ya see?

[practicemyrawr]

[She catches it, fumbling slightly, before quickly scarfing it down. Mmm, cookie.]

He hasn't moved in over an hour. If that were me, I'd go crazy.

[kuukai]

[ Wow, she eats as quick as Kyouko does. ]

Yeah, well, up ta us ta make up th'lack of energy from these knuckleheads.

[nahtscared]

I don't think anyone else has called this "infinite adventure", Mother.

"Playing pretend" might be more accurate, at least from their perspective.

[practicemyrawr]

[Oh there's her daughter! Nowi is just going to fling herself around her in standard greeting.]

I was told we could do anything and everything. Someone gave me a bum deal. I could be roasting Risen right now!

[nahtscared]

[Oh Naga so much hug she can't deal. She'll just pat her on the back a bit.]

Well, I mean, technically that's true, but they have to send you to a "game" or a "meme" first. This place is just for talking to our muns and whoever else drops by... which is a big reason my mun doesn't like it. I mean, there's not even a setting here. We're in some kind of weird... void.

[practicemyrawr]

[She perks up.]

A game? That's perfect! Come on, Nah, let's go play a game!

[nahtscared]

[She should have seen this coming...]

That's not exactly what I- [She stops mid-sentence as a thought hits her.] You know what? Nevermind. Any game you want to play would be a lot better than the one my mun put me in.

[mini_mage]

I'm sure the mun will think of something, Nowi, you just need to be a little patient.

[practicemyrawr]

But being patient is so boring. If I have to sit still for much longer my head's gonna fall off.

[mini_mage]

You know it isn't.

... Right? I mean, you are the manakete expert between us.

[practicemyrawr]

It really is! Then it'll sprout wings and fly around breathing fire everywhere!

[mini_mage]

R-really?! No way~!

[olmcdonnald]

Well gosh Nowi, maybe they jus' haven' found the right place fer ya.

[practicemyrawr]

But I already have an awesome place with you, and Chrom, and Robin, and everybody else! Why do I need to give all that up to sit here and do nothing forever?

[olmcdonnald]

Well ya don't! I'm sure yer gonna find all sortsa fun out thar.

[song_princess]

You are a dragon, my lady?

[So this is what the dragon tribe looks like.]

[practicemyrawr]

Yup! I'm the best dragon ever.

[But what about you? You've got those big feathery wings.]

Are you a Manakete too?

[song_princess]

I have never had the honor of being in the presence of one from the dragon clan.

[Yes, adore those feathery wings. They are the prettiest aren't they?]

Ah no, I am not a Manakete. I am a Heron.

[practicemyrawr]

[So pretty. She wants some too. Maybe she can glue some feathers on her dragon wings. Hm, but then they might catch fire when she fights something. This might be a bad idea.]

A heron? Like, the little birds? I didn't know there were people who could turn into birds!

[spacedragonmonk]

Ya didn't read the contract? Tha's in the fine print, "Infinite adventure may be, in fact, really boring and rarely actually adventurous". S'kinda a thing, yeah?

[practicemyrawr]

I didn't want to read! I wanted to go on an adventure!

[spacedragonmonk]

And that's how they getcha. Ya see, ya gotta read a lil' ta make sure that they don't screw ya over, ya ken cutter?

[But...that pouty face...]

Just...think of it as an adventure to get to proper adventurin........?