dear_mun | mun's looking at some games...

They tend to have that effect on people, boring them, taking them away from things that are...considerably more important.

[ oh. well. hello, handsome. ]

Do they honestly have nothing better to do? [ she smirks. ] What pathetic little lives they must lead.

[well howdy howdy howdy.]

Small people always pretend to bigger things. Better things. Like you and I. [He smiles thinly] I can only hope you find something to interest you.

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I hope so, too. [ if her mundane is really looking at games, she can only hope there's somewhere out there where she can indulge in her usual pastimes of murder and mayhem.

you know, typical saturday night stuff. ]

[ she cocks an eyebrow. ] Have you?

[Ward's lost the woman he loved (or at least was infatuated with). He's here for the murder and mayhem. HYDRA needs rebranding and straight up death for SHIELD sounds absolutely divine.

He smirks, 100 percent dangerous]

I'm a plain monster in one game and I'm pursuing a business opportunity in another. It leaves my slate rather full.

So many wrongs to right. So little time. You?

[The word wrong here meaning: so many people to hurt]

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A busy schedule. [ she exhales an exasperated sigh at the question—she really wants to get out of this headspace. it's getting far too crowded for her liking. ] Nothing yet, though I'm certain something will turn up.

[ there's a pause in which she looks at him—or rather, she scrutinizes him—before a smile comes to her features. it's wide and bright, though there's a devilish undertone. ]

I like you.

[ he's fun. for a human anyway. ]

[Ward smirks but there's an edge to it that wasn't there before. He's not joking, he's just leaning back with the scruff on his face and that edge of being - well. A man with nothing to lose]

I'm not surprised.

[after all] I'm everybody's type.

Did no one ever tell you there's a thin line between confidence and arrogance?

[ said with the fakest, most mocking eye roll ever because, come on, who is she to talk, really?

she smirks as she regards him, one eyebrow raised. ] So, do you have a name?

Only people who're threatened by my intelligence.

[Truth honestly. People like Coulson. Let her have a little taste even if - damn. Damn she's gorgeous. and he looks good in that Hugo Boss jacket too right? with those tight tight jeans?]

Grant Ward.

[ grant ward, it seems to fit him.

darla isn't sure what it is about him. maybe it's the fact that, on the surface, he looks like your typical do-gooder but, look further, and there's a dark edge there. at the very least, he intrigues her. ]

Darla. [ she smiles as she says her own name, relishing the way her tongue rolls over those two syllables. ] It's nice to meet you, Grant Ward.

[There's an edge to ward as he graciously allows his eyes to roam up and down.]

Believe me, the pleasure is all mine.

Always nice to meet with someone who deals in murder and executions.

[ he's hot—she'll admit to that—and, though he's human, she can't help but entertain the notion. he would make a nice rebound from angel. ]

Among other things.

I like a woman who knows what she wants.

[There's emotion, but it might fall flat. A rebound? Of course because he's all animal instinct. He has nothing decent left. His heartbeat doesn't even raise beyond the occasional flutter.]

[ ooc: here! c: ]

[ she grins. he is just too fun.

she takes a step forward, almost covering the distance between them as she reaches up a hand to toy briefly with the collar of his jacket. ]

Tell me, has there been many of those in your life?

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No one like you.

[A number of them. Ones he fell helplessly in love with. You know how it is, you end up giving your heart to people and they screw you over.

This is a game. A fun game, but a game.]

I can tell. There's something ...different about you.

[ her hand freezes, though she keeps it where it is—flat against his chest, just an inch above the heart.

when she meets his gaze, there's a dark twinkle in her eye. ]

How very... perceptive of you.

You're a woman who knows what she wants.

Those are rare. [That's what he means, but he's trained - one of the most dangerous men in the world according to HYDRA. He tilts his head to study her.]

And I like the way you have a plan.

[He leans in close] It's one I could help you with.

...How incredibly rude of them.

[ oh, there's a face she doesn't mind seeing. if only because he's so much fun to play with.

she takes a step closer to him, a smirk playing on her lips. ]

It's one of her many annoying little habits. She thinks she can control me if she keeps me [ she exhales a mirthless breath of laughter, shaking her head slightly. ] locked away. She should know better.

[He almost wants to lean into her, to inhale the scent of her hair, her touch.]

You could always take matters into your own hands. Create a little more entertainment for yourself.

[ oh, lindsey. you're one of her favourite toys.

she chuckles as if imagining something, something that brings a smile to her face, bright and malevolent as she turns her back to him. ]

This place would look a whole lot better in red. [ she spares him a backwards glance, over her shoulder. ] Don't you think?

[It takes all of his control to not show his - interest. He smirks]

You're the best decorator. You always were.

Hm.

[ she grins as she turns back to face him. he may try to hide what he feels—the depth of what he feels—but she can hear his heartbeat thump, thump, thumping away. ]

Tell me, Lindsey, what have you been up to in this [ she glances around her distastefully. ] drab little place? Are many here in need of a lawyer?

[Lindsey snorts. Is it getting around the underworld? Must be. He shrugs his shoulders]

Everybody needs a lawyer. There's always evil that needs assistance.

[He's taken backstage a bit. But he could be let out, for the right reason]

Oh? And just who have you been... assisting?

[ is there a touch of jealousy in her tone? maybe, possibility. she's not one for sharing and she doesn't exactly relish the idea of lindsey's loyalty straying from her. ]

[Sudden, multiple camera flashes!]

And what exactly would you do to them?

[ the camera flashes annoy her and she grits her teeth against them, frowning back at him in irritation. ]

Murder, psychological torture—the usual. [ said oh so flippantly and with a casual shrug before, with inhuman speed, she whips out a hand to grab the camera strap that's around his neck. ] Though strangling you with this if you don't stop might just solve my boredom problem.

[ for about ten minutes anyway. maybe fifteen. ]

Well no need to do that, I'm sure there are plenty of other things for you to do.

[Yeah he's going to go ahead an weasel himself away. Too many people have already grabbed and destroyed it.]

Maybe so, though killing you seems like the most fun.

[ darla: making friends everywhere she goes. ]

Yeah? You sound like the Chicago Police Commisioner.

The insides of their heads are always dull. I suspect it's a physiological requirement.

Possibly.

[ she gives him a wry smile. ]

Though the same could be said for most humans, I suppose.

Yes, well, I'll agree with you there.

[Human, and loathing it. It's so inefficient. So disappointingly biological.]

A wise decision.

[ she can't help but smirk— she tends to be right a lot. ]

[Is this an actual argument made from the basis of reason or is he expected to agree purely on principle.

Somehow he suspects the latter.]

What - no prior plans, then?

Here? None.

[ she sighs, shaking her head in exasperation. ]

That's the thing I've found with these humans, these muns [ she rolls her eyes at the term. ] they pick up some silly little notion in their heads and only half think it through.

How typically counterproductive.

[Not that he's in much of a position to talk.]

They do seem rather eager to partake in unformed ideas.

Of course they do. Because maybe—if they were to think a little more—they might actually realize just how utterly idiotic most of their ideas are.

[ ugh humans. ]

Unfortunately, I think that requires more forethought than that of which they're generally capable.

[He's with you on the ugh humans bandwagon. Despite being one of them.]

Yes yes yes! You wouldn't believe how stupid and boring my mun's mind is! They're so terrified all the time~ Oh, it's super super fun toying with them, but then they never send me out anywhere! It's a little despairing, ya know? They're so stupid I barely know what to do with them~!

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[ yes good someone who gets it. ]

Preaching to the choir.

They never do anything, it's so boring! It's just pathetic. There's no entertainment or joy to be found in the stupidity. All poor little me can do is just -- sit -- around.

Oh well. I'll end up here until I die, aging and withering away. Hmm.

Dude. Shouldn't you be stroking a white cat when you say something like that?

[Don't mind the impertinent baby vamp. She's this way with everyone.]

[ she can't help the eye roll. ]

Please. What do you take me for—a Bond villian?

Either that or the Hulk.

"You won't like me when I'm angry" and all.

You gotta work on your material.

Ugh. As if the undead in Golarion aren't enough. [He draws a sword and grins, showing slightly longer than normal incisors.[ I'd be happy to solve your boredom problem. I bet you'll taste good.

mun's looking at some games...

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ngel - idk if you're familiar with Agents of SHIELD but I ship this so hard.

not totally familiar with it no :c it's on my to watch list tho! also shipping these two like whoa

Ward's basically the more malevolent Spike of canon. Ugh we should do something.

ahhh i really need to watch it!! omg, yes we should c:

IS there a meme?

i commented not too long ago on a sexting meme on bakerstreet if you're interested in that??

oo! Give me a link? :D I'm game.

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