Canon is Murder in the First

[didourjob]

DO you even know what you are doing? I don't really think you understand what you want here. How about we just part ways now, you do your thing and I'll do mine.

[Mun smirking.]

I didn't mean that and you know it.

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[shelbycobra]

Well, you did something.

[The mun apologizes for her.]

[didourjob]

My mun maintains we all need a release at one time or another.

[shelbycobra]

I will give you points for efficiency. I did not know it was possible to go from 0 to 60 that fast.

[didourjob]

Anything is possible.

[shelbycobra]

There's only one thing I know that goes that fast, and it's my car.

[She chuckles.]

I'll stop giving you a hard time. Hell, I'm sure she's a lucky woman.

[didourjob]

Well not all of it was fast. Who knows where, if anywhere, that goes. Might have been nothing more than letting off steam. Besides in the meme world my mun plans to throw me like a piece of meat, I'm unattached anyway.

[shelbycobra]

Well, I'd be disappointed if your performance was that fast. [She knows that's bad, but she can't resist.] Sometimes it happens. I had a thing for my strategist for the better part of a year. Granted, I was 26 and dumb, but hey.

[didourjob]

I make it worthwhile.

[shelbycobra]

I'll take your word for it, since I don't think I'm your type. I'm Shelby.

[didourjob]

Not sure I have an actual type. Who knows really, they haven't really given us a view of that.

I'm Terry.

[shelbycobra]

It takes a very specific type of person to date a racing driver.

Nice to meet you, Terry.

[didourjob]

I know how that is being a cop.

[shelbycobra]

At least you stay in one place and don't travel the majority of the year.

[didourjob]

No I just get shot at a lot.

[shelbycobra]

That part doesn't bother me. I risk my life every day going some 200 miles an hour.

[didourjob]

Bothers a lot of people though. Never knowing if that call will come.

[shelbycobra]

In my world, we don't talk about it that much. It's just understood that's the risk you take. I have a colleague at home in recovery right now, almost died and he's still talking about how much he wants to get back in the car.

So yeah, I might not be the girl you wind up taking into the file room.

[Smirk. She's going to keep joking, really.]

[didourjob]

My mun is already teasing me non-stop on that.

[shelbycobra]

I'm with your mun on that one. Probably doesn't help that I'm in an off week so I'm sitting around with nothing to do.