Canon is The Devil is a Part-Timer!

[stalkerhero]

Of all the things that I need, this isn't one of them. It's not that I don't appreciate the opportunity to be here, but your head is full of crazy. Why would you even want me in there-no don't answer that.

...

Fine. A hero is capable of handling every adversity and overcome evil wherever it is. If I'm going to be here, I might as well do some good. Perhaps he is even here as well.

...

But seriously, this is the journal name you went with?

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[rushiferu]

You don't like it? But it fits you so well though... [Innocently tapping away at a handheld game, don't mind him.]

[stalkerhero]

...I'm sorry, were you saying something? I didn't quite catch that.

[Rattle rattle rattle.]

[rushiferu]

[He'll look up for a moment to give her a totally not facetious smile.]

I mean, you're always following Maou around.. kind of like a dog. You might as well just move in with us at this point, with how often you're following him home.

[stalkerhero]

[She takes a strong swipe to the back of his head. Quick! Roll for evade!!]

I'D RATHER DIE.

[rushiferu]

[There's no rolling or evading happening here m'am. He'll take that swipe like a man and by like a man I mean he's too lazy to move in the first place so now he's rubbing his new head injury tenderly, giving Emi a very upset look.]

It's not my fault you follow Maou everywhere he goes! You're practically asking for someone to call the cops on you one day!

[stalkerhero]

[She cares about Lucifer being upset about as much as she cares about irate customers. Which is to say, not much at all.]

I don't follow him everywhere... I have my own job to consider too you know. Mostly I just check out your house. And when it comes to that I have their patrol scheduled memorized...

Besides, it's not like you guys help! You're like walking trouble magnets!!

[rushiferu]

We're demons, what else do you expect? [After another scowl in her direction, he resumes with his game.]

D'you think we're just gonna sit around and make friends with everyone we meet? Do you seriously expect everyone at Ente Isla to just forget about Maou as soon as he disappears?

[tobenoticed]

To be fair, your journal name isn't wrong...

But it really isn't flattering at all, either!

[ Says the one with an embarrassing journal name of her own... ]

[stalkerhero]

[At first she's like. >:( But then she's like. :o]

[Naive honesty has always been one of Chiho's qualities that Emi liked.]

No, no it isn't.

Hi, Chi-chan. Are you okay?

[tobenoticed]

I am! Well, as okay as I can be...

My mundane only remembered me when they saw you here.

[ Which really should say a lot about what it's been like for her... ]

[stalkerhero]

A-Ahh...

[There's a gentle, comforting head pat.]

[You really live up to that name, don't you...]

Well, try not to let it get you down. I've always admired your enthusiasm and cheer.

[tobenoticed]

[ What is her live, Emi. Seriously, what is it. ;3; ]

I'm trying not to. It gets really frustrating at times, though... thanks, Emi-san. I appreciate it.

... I hope you're doing better than I am?

[stalkerhero]

W-Well... actually I just got here today. So, I guess this is my first time out?

[Ahaha... hahahaaaaaaaaa.]

[She is so sorry.]

[tobenoticed]

Ah...! Well... hopefully your mundane won't forget you, then?

[ Hoo boy. This is gonna be awkward. ]

. . . on the other hand, though, if they like tossing you into weird situations or hurting their muses...

[supervising]

You know, you wouldn't get that kind of username if you weren't actually a stalker hero.

[it's logic, emi]

djkflkdajda EEEEEEE---

[stalkerhero]

[And, of course, the first last person she wants to see.]

And I am sure you would enjoy wandering The Internet completely unsupervised to carry out whatever plot you'd happen to come up with.

I am not that naive!

So, what is it this time? Noodle.com? Mayzona? Twister? Whatever it is, I won't stand for it!!

:DD i get the feeling it's good to see me

[supervising]

I barely even know how to get around the internet, let alone conquer it. [If he crosses that bridge, he'll leave it to Urushihara.]

So don't get your panties in a bunch, I'm not plotting anything. So maybe you could stop with the whole stalking thing for just a little bit?

----EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE mebbe :3c

[stalkerhero]

Then, maybe you will tell me what you've been doing since... since your twisted player decided they wanted to play you!

[She folds her arms indignantly. Maou being honest? Ha. That'd be the day...]

[...in the life of her canon. Whoops.]

[supervising]

Ouch, being a bit judgmental there, aren't we? [well, whatever. He can't disagree.]

Let's see. I lounged around doing absolutely nothing for a while, then he made a bunch of icons, now I'm in an abnormal school with a bunch of drones. That's about it.

[stalkerhero]

... [She sighs. Why can't it be anything significant... coming from you and not at you.]

That sounds like your normal these days. What, is McRognald's no longer a thing in the game you are from?

/drops into this thread because EEEEEE MAOU-SAN

[tobenoticed]

Maou-san~!

[ Oh, hey, look who's running to glomp you right now. ]

Again, it isn't wrong... it really isn't a flattering username either, though.

[supervising]

Oh, hey Chi-chan! I didn't think you were around here.

[Considering all the weirdos around, it was nice to see a friendly face once in a while.]

Well no, it's a little harsh, but yeah. It's true. [....???]

I don't really get yours, though.

[tobenoticed]

I-it's really embarrassing! You don't... really need to know...

[ Especially since it pokes fun at Maou's own obliviousness towards her feelings at her own expense... ]

[supervising]

Ah, really? [ ...! Ah, of course. ]

You know, it's not too hard to get noticed, if you're really trying to be. [obviously!]

[tobenoticed]

I know, but... there's a difference between seeing me and noticing me, Maou-san...!

[ Huffhuffs at! Such is the life of a girl in love. ]