shoutkind: rags (WHY HASN'T HE TEXTED ME BACK YET)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] shoutkind) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun 2015-06-13 12:03 am (UTC)

OH PLEASE
LIKE YOU'D HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SOMEONE SHOVING THEIR HIDEOUS SNOT TUNNELS INTO YOUR "PERSONAL" AFFAIRS.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'VE EVER KEPT THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF.
YOU'RE PROBABLY THRILLED SOMEONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE STATE OF YOUR QUADRANTS.
PERSONALLY, I FIND IT INVASIVE AS HELL, BUT WHATEVER! I CAN'T STOP HER!
SPECULATE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, MUN! HELL, GO MAKE A SHIPPING WALL! READ SHITTY FANFICTION! WHO CARES!
JUST
UGH
I GET IT, I GUESS????? I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN BLAME HER. MY OWN INVOLVEMENT ASIDE, IT'S A FASCINATING TOPIC??
BUT IT'S FUCKING INSULTING
LIKE I WASN'T *GOOD ENOUGH* UNTIL SHIT HIT THE WHIRLING DEVICE AND JOHN HAD TO GO BACK IN TIME AND BAIL OUR MISERABLE ASSES OUT AND SUDDENLY I'M WORTHY OF HER ATTENTION AGAIN????
AND THAT TIMING? GIVE THE GIRL A FUCKING PRIZE! HAND HER A TROPHY WITH A LITTLE PLAQUE ON THE BASE ENGRAVED WITH THE WORD "SUBTLE" IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CALLIGRAPHY ANYONE HAS EVER HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF LAYING THEIR SPY GLOBES UPON. IT'LL BE MADE OF SOLID GOLD! THERE WILL BE A FORMAL CEREMONY AND EVERYTHING! THOUSANDS WILL BE MOVED TO TEARS.
MEANWHILE, I WILL BE WORKING MY PLUSH GRAY RUMP OFF DOING EVERYTHING I CAN TO REGAIN WHAT LITTLE DIGNITY I HAD LEFT BEFORE THIS WHOLE DEBACLE.
OR MAYBE I'LL JUST GO FIND A NICE QUIET PLACE TO CURL UP AND DIE
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE

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