YOU MONSTER

[popculturecon]

But we can't even go anywhere! Like... I'm technically not canon, so-

No I'm not! There was no Prime Shattered Glass, as sad as you are about it. I mean they'll probably never even make one-

Aw don't cry! It's okay! They didn't technically make a Shattered Glass for Animated eithe-

Oh Primus that made it worse.

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[psychohistorian]

I can't honestly claim I want to subject more universes to our version of Optimus.

[popculturecon]

I don't want it! She wants it! You don't even know how weird she is! She likes our Optimus. It's creepy!

[psychohistorian]

[record scratch]

That's...worrisome.

[Soundwave do you need an adult.]

[popculturecon]

[He needs every adult and a restraining order, he shares the headspace with normal Primewave. Every day is fucking Halloween with Robot Michael Myers]

That would definitely sum up my mun in a single word. I could mention some others but uhm... Swearing in polite company is bad.

[psychohistorian]

I get the picture, thank you.

Are most humans like that? Starscream seems to like them.

[All Megatron knows about Earth is what he hears from the Nemesis, and given that regular SG Soundwave is the communications officer, separating the facts from his opinions about all those human serial narratives he consumes can be...tricky.]

[popculturecon]

Not all of them! Like, I met this really cool, little human? He had glasses, and really wild hair. I didn't catch his name but he was awesome. I was gonna exchange tumblrs with him but he said it was probably a bad idea.

...

I mean...

... I don't have a tumblr.

[psychohistorian]

[WHAT DO HALF THOSE WORDS MEAN]

You are of course aware that I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Since this is good Megatron, he's just kind of tolerantly amused rather than threatening about it.]

[popculturecon]

[Thank god you're still an ancient dork in this incarnation, his Megatron wouldn't know what a tumblr is either. You should see Starscream try to figure out the internet]

Okay good! So it's... totally not important.

But yeah no, humans aren't that bad. I really liked the one I met, I think it's just my mun that's cracked.

[psychohistorian]

[HEY he could totally be hip.

Earnestly reblogging memes to correct the spelling is hip, right.]

You only know two? That doesn't seem like enough to draw a conclusion one way or another.

[popculturecon]

I know that logically makes a lot of sense but this human was really really really nice and looked really cool.

And Beyonce seems nice too.

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Actually, there is a place you could probably go.