because who isn't playing MKX these days...

[jake_muller]

Yeah, yeah, mun I HEARD YA! I heard ya the first time you said it! And guess what? After the gazillionth time saying it, it's still NO! [angry Jake is angry.]

Fighting to the death against beings with superpowers? I'll pass. I don't care how "good" you think I'd be.

Comments

[swordprincess]

Um...what exactly did your mun say?

[jake_muller]

Something about this place where people fight each other until the death. Ya know, completely normal shit. So a great idea happens and apparently now they want me to be a part of it since I would, and I quote, " fit right in and be good at something like that." Because clearly someone's been forgetting to take their fucking crazy pills lately.

[onlyworksonce]

That's a good attitude to have. Fighting without any point's.. well, pointless.

I just wish my own personal puppetmaster would get that memo.

[jake_muller]

I dunno how many times I gotta say it. If I could literally beat some sense into the kid I would. [please Jake. you're like what? 10 years younger?] ...ASAP.

[onlyworksonce]

Maybe you could try, uh, talking sense into them instead? [Yeah because that always works out whenever he tries it...] I mean, they know you don't have any superpowers, right? Guy with no powers, up against things that do, that's not really anybody's idea of a fair fight. Even if they're just a kid they ought to know that.