Canon is Kingsman

[kingsmansmordred]

Bit late to the party, innit?

Look, I know you ain't gonna put me in any've those games, because you ain't gone and put anyone else in either, so what's the point've keepin' me around?

An' I know you think this name's a fuckin' laugh riot, but it ain't, and no, it ain't much better'n Guinevere.

Jus'... y'know. Do right by me an' I'll do right by you, yeah?

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[manyteeth]

Late to the party, my darling? Maybe you need a lovely, female companion to show you around. I offer myself fully, of course.


[ooc: I just watched Kingsman recently and loved it! Please don't mind my creepy freak Mileena <3]

[kingsmansmordred]

[And just like that the accent shifts from street-rough to upper-crust smooth. If there's one thing Eggsy could be accurately called it's a chameleon]

I appreciate the offer, miss, truly, but I'll be able to get by on my own.

[A wink.] Besides, already got a promise from the writer that she's going to take it easy on me for a bit.

[ooc: oh I know, it's a ridiculous, fun movie.]

[manyteeth]

[ For a creature so prone to moments of berserk madness Mileena took his rejection surprisingly well (perhaps it was something to do with that charming accent? She did so love a gentleman).

That said, there was an element of flirtatious, girly disappointment. ]

Oh, such a shame! And you, such a sweet thing!

[ A little faux-disappointment ensued. ]

I suppose I'll just have to wait here for someone else to accept me, all on my own. [ She sighs, knowing what a terrible actress she is but playing along anyway. A girl needs to have some fun now and then that doesn't involve murder. ] I will be so lonely...

[kingsmansmordred]

[Reckless and impulsive he may be, but he's still got at least a teaspoon's worth of survival instinct left, even still, and something about her's pinging it. Hard.]

Something tells me you'll get on alright. Plenty of people around who might need company.

[manyteeth]

Maybe.

[ She says in a sing-song tone of voice. ]

But I do rather like you.

[kingsmansmordred]

Oh? And why's that?

[Maybe if he can keep her talking he can figure out why he's starting to feel a little trapped. This isn't the kind of thing that happens to him often, and usually not without an obvious cause.]

[manyteeth]

It's so rare that nice, sweet, young men come along in these parts. They're all talk, bluff and gristle.

[ So she might have a little man eating fetish, but that shouldn't stop a long and bloody relationship, should it? ]

And you're polite as well, darling, can you believe some people attack me on sight?! Tsk, what is this world coming to?

[kingsmansmordred]

Sounds to me like you might just be meeting the wrong people, yeah?