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[thebettertoeatyou]

Seriously?

Because you haven't already got enough girl power to go around or something? You don't even have anywhere to PUT me or anything like the time. And who cares about a waitress who lives with her grandmother in a tiny, lame town like this?

Stick to memes, sweetie. Once you find a couple that you like.

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[thebettertoeatyou]

What, if I had all the money in town and a big mansion?

I might throw a party, maybe. I'd make sure people had places to stay. Maybe I'd open a club?

I can tell you what I wouldn't do, though, and that's creep around town threatening old ladies and getting under the Mayor's skin.

[thepriceofgold]

Sympathy for Regina. Will wonders never cease.

[thebettertoeatyou]

Oh don't get me wrong, I can't stand her. I don't know how anyone with a pulse could, she gives me the serious creeps. Almost as much as you do.

I just think it's a bad idea to be in her line of sight.

[thepriceofgold]

I imagine she'd much rather have me in line of sight than be left to wonder.

Believe me, her paranoia is infinitely more troublesome than her ire.