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Huh-uh. I don't wanna hear it! You've put it off long enough. Go work on your application. It's time you found a place for me. Been cramped up here too long.

You're free now, no excuses. Now, go get your butt into gear before I kick it.

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[He sees it. He's not entirely sure he believes it, though.]

Mundanes are notorious procrastinators.

[A huff.]

Tell me about it.

They procrastinate from their real lives by coming here and then they procrastinate here too. There's no end to it.

They say procrastination sometimes comes from perfectionism. They'd rather avoid it altogether if they don't think the can do it perfectly.

That's... an interesting theory.

Pretty sure mine's just lazy.

Well, I was trying to give them the benefit of the doubt.

[Hulk chuckles.]

Nice sentiment, but no need. She knows her faults.

Just doesn't like hearin' em, heh.

It's good to know that at least one mundane out there is self aware.

[It's clear that this is mostly awkward small talk, isn't it? Rather make awkward small talk than address the elephant in the living room, right?]

[He was never good at small talk.]

She has her moments.

[He was never good at beating around the bush, either.]

Surprised you're talking to me.

Call it morbid curiosity, I guess. You are rather hard to ignore.

That's just part of my charm.

[He scoffs.]

Let me guess, you were expecting a mindless monster?

Well, you are surprisingly articulate, I'll give you that.

But I wasn't expecting you to be mindless because I know you're not.

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And don't you forget it.

Believe me, I won't.

Come on, Doc. Why don't you let him out? You look like you could stand to blow off some steam.

If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not.

[He backs off a bit. As much as he likes pushing the buttons of Bruces who like to come stare slack-jawed, he's not in the habit of making anyone do anything they don't want to. It would be hypocritical of him.]

Aw, what's the matter? Nobody else is around, no one to get hurt. I'd watch you.

[He seems oddly earnest about it.]

We could wrestle. It'll be fun.

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Fun for you, maybe...

[Ugh, killjoy.]

You're no fun.

~~It's no wonder your Hulk is so grumpy.~~

[He pinches the bridge of his nose.]

Well, I'm sorry, but I'd prefer to be lucid right now.

Shoving it down isn't going to solve any problems, you know, but...

Fine.

[He relents, albeit begrudgingly.]

If you change your mind, you know where to find me.

You think I don't I realize that?

What's your solution then, Doctor? I'm curious.

Get. Out.

Touchy. Can't even take a compliment.

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