Voice Testing. ( Potential AoU Spoilers )

[philantrobot]

Look, as the current reigning king of bad ideas - this one has me beat. Seriously?

Firstly, how you've got the journal set up? Totally not crazy about how the whole shindig is laid out. It's lacking in the air of sophistication of well -- me. I'm sure you can mess around with some javascript to have it be a full screen image of my face. Maybe add a Geocities type shrine to Pepper. Get some cat gifs in there. Spice up the decor. Chop chop.

Secondly, think you've got a bit of a learning curve, kid. It's way too early in to be thinking of sending me to any glorified daycares with the rest of the spandex friends.

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[debts]

I don't speak bird.

[ But let's rewind for a second. ]

He hasn't been calling? [ Steve. Not the birds. ]

[philantrobot]

There's a dorito shaped hole in my heart with Cap's name on it.

[ he thinks he's funny. ]

You talk to Clint all the time. That counts as fluency in avian.

[debts]

I talk to you, but I don't speak artificially intelligent lifeforms with an emotionally divergent, wavering moral compass.

[ It's a weak-ass burn, but, like, they're still Avengers TM or whatever, so.

Also, that could basically be her epitaph. ]

[philantrobot]

I have a moral compass. I have moral gps.

[ the best epitaph tbqh. ]

Everything was OK the second time around.

[debts]

[ The GPS that occasionally guides you to turn left off a bridge. But it's a bad metaphor, and there are times when Natasha decides that she doesn't give enough of a fuck to push when she can be direct.

Her expression closes. ]

We were lucky that we got a second.

[philantrobot]

[ ok, tony is sensing that this is going to be one of those conversations where he's starting to steer left on said bridge. ]

— Natasha - doesn't it make you wonder how long this "second" round is going to be?

[ his compass is pointed towards paranoia. ]

[debts]

No.

[ He's going to give her a run for her money, at this rate. ]

It makes me wonder when you're going to stop counting.

[philantrobot]

I'll stop counting when we get to figure out what's coming.

[ thanks freaky alien technology. ]