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About a very bad joke I haven't had the time to poke fun at yet.
It is a pun.
[Woah there, kiddo, you'll sprain something, packing that much disdain into a word.]
It is by necessity the opposite of wit.
[Woah there, kiddo, you'll sprain something, packing that much disdain into a word.]
It is by necessity the opposite of wit.
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It is not worth your notice.
[srsly it's a dumb pun and he's not amused, but his mun thinks it's hilarious.]
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[Gosh, Inuyasha, get on with the program, will ya? Children complain about things. Sesshomaru makes biting, astute commentary that goes unappreciated by those unable to understand his genius, ie, everyone else in the goddamn world.
No, don't take his bullshit face value, he's complaining. I'd dare say he's reaching dangerously close to whining, even.]I get rid of things worth complaining about.
[Also because he cannot resist the urge to fuck with you. It's a terrible habit and he never broke it. But at least he's moved on from outright trying to kill you. So that's progress, right?]
I would have expected you to understand at the very least that much.
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A fitting code name, is it not? (Amused. A little.)
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[Bro. Bro, he heard complaining. Don't try to hide it. This is his way of asking "what's wrong?".]
Not always. Sometimes you keep 'em around. [Jaken, Rin and him being prime examples.]
I understand ya better than you think.
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I still refuse to call it witty.
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Not complaining.
[Sesshomaru used Aloof Big Brother Scoff.]
I doubt that very much. Claiming to understand something is not quite the same as actually understanding it.
[He'd know. He's become quite adept at bullshitting his way out of unpleasant situations.]
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Whining? [More fitting for them, really.] I'm not claimin'; I know. You're not as mysterious as you think.
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That would be undignified.
[Because. You know. He is the epitome of dignified, not a monument of awkward that we all know and love.]
Thinking you know does not necessarily mean you know what you think you know.
[There's a pause. Okay, yeah, hang on. He might or might not have confused himself a little there.]
Or rather whatever it is you claim to know.
[Yes. Perfect. No one will know. And now that is sorted out...]
Unlike you, I owe no one an explanation for my actions.
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[Sesshomaru, you're talking in circles.
...are you...flustered?]
This must be good. [His golden eyes shine in amusement.] Really? You'd keep it from your friends?
Sesshomaru, Lord of the Western Lands and the Strikethrough tags. Snrk.
He is absolutely flustered, good luck making him own up to it.]I do not have friends.
[Of course not. That'd be an outrage! Blasphemous! He tolerates the continued existence of some people. He has allies. And he has vassals.
And there's Kagome in an entirely different category because Kagome makes his head hurt and frankly the whole romance thing you two have going on kinda breaks his brain a little, so he staunchly refuses to think about it on principle alone.]Inuyasha, derping into danger since birth.
[He knows better now thanks to Kagome, Sango, Miroku and Shippo.]
I'm fairly sure at least he's not gonna try and kill him. (Hell hath no wrath like Kagome scorned)
tsundeadpan of doom.]Vassal. Ward.
[Scoffs some more. Sure, sure, the power of friendship is awesome and marvelous and whatever. The power of friendship won't fix the political minefield that are his lands or his newfound world-hopping misadventures.]
If I wanted to be preached at, I would go talk with your miko.
[Only no, not really. Because there's nothing quite as mortifying as being scolded by a miko that somehow makes you feel bad about whatever you're being scolded about.]
He likes his ladies scary.
They look like more than that ta me.
[More like friend and adoptive daughter. But he doesn't care enough to argue. Beyond the usual, of course.]
Kagome? Don't tell me you're interested in her? [Watch it, bro.]
1/3 Sesshomaru knows. Sesshomaru wishes he didn't know. He judgin', yo.
Well.]
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Done!
Sesshomaru.
Laughs.
It's a very quiet, breathy chuckle, his shoulders shaking almost imperceptibly. His tail twitches, however, as he pointedly looks away. Him. Interested in Kagome.. Yeah, no. He'll manage words in a moment, he needs to finish cracking up under his breath first. Did you ever wonder what it was like to see your brother laugh, Inuyasha? Well, here you go. Quiet and choked and if he were anyone else, he would be rolling on the ground, kicking air, because what.]
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Sesshomaru has lost his mind.
Inuyasha leaps back as if he has been stung, eyes wide and muscles tense. His hand lands on Tetsusaiga's hilt and he nearly pulls his sword out. An insane Sesshomaru might be more dangerous than a sane one.
Not that he wants to fight his brother. He's frankly very tired of that.]
...Sesshomaru? [He hopes his voice breaks through the madness.] What's going on?
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Perhaps you should tell me, since you are the one entertaining such preposterous daydreams.
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I have known her longer than you do.
[A pause.]
I see.
[He seems mildly amused.]
You were sealed in the tree.
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[Ahahaha haha ha. Yeah. About that.]
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[Well, this is awkward.]
They are not. I simply refuse to celebrate something for what it is not.
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