Transferred-over muse isn't particularly happy about the new username

[doingthemistything]

...

That's neither funny nor clever and you know it, mun. But... I guess it's better than a few alternatives. But really, was a reference to that one webcomic you've been reading really necessary? I mean seriously, is there anyone other than you who's going to get the joke and find it funny?

...

Actually, forget I asked that. I'm pretty sure you're the only one who finds it funny.

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[wowwhataloser]

Well there's a couple others from our world, Kidou-san and Hiroto-san, also Tsurugi's brother. There's some from that one webcomic that your username is a pun off of. Someone named, uh, what was it... Link? And some blue bird from some stupid kid's show.

[doingthemistything]

Huh. Sounds like a pretty diverse group.

... Also, my mun wanted to direct you and your mun inazuma11dressing. My mun's one of the mods and she's... trying to recruit people right now. So, if your mun's interested, maybe he could drop by or something?

[wowwhataloser]

[He grins.]

A dressing room is just like a free convention, isn't it?

[doingthemistything]

Pretty much. Heh.

[wowwhataloser]

I'll never be caught in a lame place like that!

[Don't worry, his words always bite him in the ass later.]

[doingthemistything]

Heh, if you say so.

My mun just wanted to get the word out, anyway. She's probably going to do more advertising later. And probably use me or Kazemaru-san from ten years ago for it...

[wowwhataloser]

Tch, she sounds pretty desperate to get people.

[He nonchalantly folds his arms behind his head]

But she won't get anyone using you or Kazemaru-san. She'll need to use cooler people like me.

[doingthemistything]

She is. She doesn't want this dressing room to be a flop like the one over at LiveJournal ended up being. Not to mention, this is her first time being a mod, so that makes her extra-nervous.

... Sure.

[... Yeah, no, he's not convinced.]

[wowwhataloser]

[His grin spreads across his face.]

Being a mod is a lot of pressure. It's like being goalkeeper or a captain. If you let a goal in, you let your teammates down and if you're a captain and you let your team lose, no one will respect you anymore. If your mun makes one small mistake, she'll let everyone down as a mod for sure!

[His smile leaves though as he notices the sarcastic tone to Kirino's voice.]

What do you mean by "sure"?

[Don't you use that tone of voice with him!]

[doingthemistything]

She knows that and it's why she's freaking out. Also, that analogy is making her freak out even more now, thanks a lot.

I'm not going to argue with you if that's what you honestly think. [He'll use whatever tone he wants, mister!]

[wowwhataloser]

Tch.

[He crosses his arms.]

Well it's only true. Both of the things I said.

[doingthemistything]

[He sighs.] I've been trying to encourage her, but it's not working. Pep talks are not my strong point.

[wowwhataloser]

Don't look at me to give her a pep talk.

[He's terrible at everything ok]

[doingthemistything]

Wouldn't dream of it.

Honestly, all she's hoping right now is that people other than her and the other mod will show up at that dressing room.

[wowwhataloser]

...is there any special way to join or do you just have to press the join button and "presto" you're in?

[doingthemistything]

The latter.

[wowwhataloser]

Really? You just let anyone in without taking a test or anything?

[doingthemistything]

All dressing rooms are like that, Kariya. Just some are restricted to certain worlds while others aren't.

[wowwhataloser]

But what if you end up getting someone really creepy or something join?

[doingthemistything]

There are guidelines that people are generally expected to follow. Should anything unfortunate actually happen, my mun and the other mod will have to take action.

[wowwhataloser]

So there's not even a "do you like soccer" question you have to answer?

[doingthemistything]

Nope.

[wowwhataloser]

Heh, your mun trusts people more then she should.

[He places a finger to his chin thoughtfully]

Also, my mun wanted to know if your mun had a-- what was it called again? Plark.... Plork? No, that's not it...

Oh, Plurk. If she has a Plurk.

[He grins again]

What a weird name for a website.

[doingthemistything]

The fourth wall's already cracked enough as it is, and the only reply I can think of to that would just shatter it completely, so I won't say it.

But, uh, she had one a long time ago, never used it, then ended up forgetting about it. My mun wants to know if yours has a tumblr. Or AIM.

[wowwhataloser]

Fourth wall? More like fourth sheet of paper.

He has both, take your pick.