Honestly Saft, At what point did you become so Tsundere?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Oh, like you're so surprised.

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[soapskating]

The real question is, at what point weren't you?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Oh great, it's a Discord.]

...Aren't you supposed to be reformed now?

[soapskating]

Oh, I am! You have no idea just how completely reformed I am right now. I'm practically drowning in social norms.

But that doesn't have to stop me from dropping in on an old friend of my mundane's, now, does it? [ He teleports beside her and slings an arm around her shoulders - hope you like your personal space invaded. :^) ]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[And it's exactly that reason why she's hesitant to deck you one in that furry dragon-like face. She's still wanting to hope that Discord has actually changed his ways for the better and is going to make a habit of not being the biggest jerk ever.]

Uh-huh, Discord...

So once the two of us part ways I'm not going to find myself sporting a nice pair of antlers or a rabbit tail until we next cross paths or anything like that now, am I?

[Yeaaaaah, it's gonna take alot of convincing to get her to finally trust you though.]

[soapskating]

Oh, pshh, come now, as if I'd do something so obvious. [ Mental kick from the mun... ] ...I mean, of course not! Nothing of the sort. Unless you want antlers or a rabbit tail. I can be very accommodating.

[ He leaves a red-tape bow in her hair, disappears, and reappears on a cotton candy cloud with what looks like lime soda in a martini glass. Discord starts stirring this idly with a miniature umbrella. ]

So. How's things? Good, I trust? Still as tsundere as ever? I take it you are, or you wouldn't be so cold to me right now. Don't worry, Saft, I know you care for me deeply.

Me and that grey friend of yours.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Cute red bow aside there's something there that actually caught her attention.] Corvidan...

[Oh look, there's that tell-tale sign that she has strong friendship feels for a certain someone.]

Has he been okay?

[soapskating]

[ There's that >:3 face he puts on sometimes when he knows he has someone's attention. ]

Oh, he's doing quite well! Though unfortunately he couldn't be here today for reasons related to... hm, let's see. [ Discord whips out what looks like a hospital bill and unfolds some reading glasses. ] Ah, here we are! "Timeline surgery, magical ret-con operations, and an appearance overhaul." Hmm. Sounds expensive to me.

Oh, well! I'm sure he'll be right as rain as soon as our shared mundane gets around to everything. I believe he's 1056722nd on the grand to-do list. [ HE'S JOKING RIGHT. ]

[ledgerdomaingirl]

Mood swings, huh? Been there, done that.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Yeah I just...

Only when it comes to certain people though! I'm not cold to everyone!

[She's actually been nothing but super nice to you, Charmcaster so don't start making fun of her now.]

[ledgerdomaingirl]

[Wouldn't dream of it! Right now, anyway.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Charmcaster?

[ledgerdomaingirl]

Sorry, just thinking about...something else for a moment there!

[Namely when and how she's going to make fun of you later.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[As long as it's not about a certain crush she has on a certain Bellwood based dork with a funky looking wristwatch.]

Okay, Okay just...checking.

[rebelwithoutaface]

[Shrieks girlishly.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...!

[For Zephyr's sake you caught her when her back was turned, way to make her jump out of her skin there for a moment.]

[rebelwithoutaface]

Well don't surprise me then.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Great! Just what Dear Mun needs. More of your ...What ever it is you call your wonderful personality traits.

[She's missed this jerk, really.]

[rebelwithoutaface]

I generally describe myself as a 'miraculous benevolent ally of justice.'

[Insert pose here.]

But 'sassy' is acceptable.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Right.

So, how's life been treating you? I haven't seen you in a while. A part of me thought you'd just randomly decided to you know stop being such a weirdo and go back to wherever it was you came from in the first place.

[equalstarshine]

Mun's are particularly clueless aren't they?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Some, not all...

I don't mean to sound kinda snippy to mine though.

How are you doing, Starlight Glimmer?

Extreme lateness

[equalstarshine]

Oh you know, mun has headacanons and everypony hates me for some reason.


...You know

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...I don't hate you.

[slight head tilt.]

Then again I'm not a pony. I still say you should try and give them a chance.

[equalstarshine]

...At least someone doesn't.

You mean those ingrates that betrayed me? They made their choice, and they'll learn to regret it.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Ever think for a moment, maybe well you should try changing your attitude?

I mean I said I didn't hate you, Starlight...But-

I can kinda see why other peop-ponies might. You can't threaten people into liking you, Loyalty and friendship has to be built up.

[Careful there, Saft. You're beginning to sound like Twilight.]