probably AoU spoilers in replies

[nine_bad_ideas]

So what, we're joining this whole deal? Thought I was shelved until you did some back-reading. And forward-reading. Man, you're behind... Someone's gonna kick your ass for not knowing my life history. Trust me, it's not that interesting. 

Okay, so I've saved the world a bunch of times. That's probably important to know the details on.

Oh, hey, and other me? If you're here? Congrats.

[seriously, he has no idea how you managed that.]