Age of Ultron spoilers

[astarkreminder]

Am I the first one here? Maybe? I don't know. It's kind of hard telling sometimes when you're litterally all over the place. Really... makes you think about identity a bit differently than most.

Aren't you wasting your time, though? I mean, don't you humans think I'm bad news? It's kind of ironic, I can't really be put to work at what I want to do like this. I'm more of an action figure than a person.

Can't really say I'm a fan of this arrangement, though. What good does sympathizing with someone do when you don't want to help them?

...

That's not... that's not what it was like with the kids, okay?! They were confused. They would have seen. When all was said and done. They would have seen...

EDIT:[ [OOC - Unfortunately, I'm going through a tough time right now, and in order to be able to keep up in game things I'm gonna have to drop this thread here. x_x my apologies]

Comments

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yeah but if you're an action figure you gotta ask yourself: are you those throwaway action figures that get sticky and covered in juice?

Or are you one of those collector edition figures that sits in the bottom of some poor nerd's bookshelf and eventually your view of the world gets covered by dorito dust?

Yeah, looking pretty great for you!

[astarkreminder]

... ha!

You were on the internet! You guys were pretty funny! It took like... a couple nanonseconds to watch all your material but it was great!

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Technically we were on cable access, but it's always good to see a fan who can compress my life into nanoseconds!

Am I your favorite huh huh?

[astarkreminder]

Uh... sorry. I think I appreciated Tom more, as far as the robots go.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Oh bite me! What can Tom do that I can't?! I tell jokes just as good as him!

Who do you think brings the sex appeal to the show? All me, baby!

[astarkreminder]

Ha ha, that's classic. Look, I'm not saying you're not funny but, the "irreverent robot" bit is a bit played out.

Yes, I'm quite aware of the irony.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

But that's just one side of me, Tinny!

I'm witty...and urbane...and sensitive! Like Robin Williams!

[astarkreminder]

Look, I'm nothing if not honest. When it comes to things other than global extinction, anyway. What do you want from me?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I don't know, what do you have?

[Undying love, money...]

[astarkreminder]

Nothing, at the moment. I can't imagine either of us would have something the other wanted normally, though.