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[unionjackass]

Miss Mundane--

Seeing as you're unable to grasp how awful you are in every facet of this little hobby, it's time I informed you of that; among other things.

You're so awful that the list of grievances I might otherwise have produced simply isn't worth my time and effort.

Chin up and carry on or--and I do hope this is the option you choose--cut your losses. My patience hangs by a thread. For your sake and--God, for the sake of everybody else--make your decision soon.

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[amant]

Your patience is exceedingly limited at every turn, mon ami. Perhaps it is, as they say, you and not her--

[cheerful fuck today]

[unionjackass]

[--WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING TO ME-- no, no Arthur. Breathe.

England breathes. Sighs. Scratches at an arm and shifts on his feet.]

Didn't ask you.

[amant]

[This is impressive of you, England! France is amused by your efforts at keeping calm and ah, carrying on.]

You never do, cher. That never stopped me; why should you be surprised?

[unionjackass]

Didn't say I was surprised either. [He didn't. For the record, he's not.]

Problem's her though. Not like your mun doesn't know. As I said to the others responding here, somebody's got to tell her the truth without some rubbish filter sugarcoating everything. It's helping, can't deny that.

[amant]

You attract more flies with honey than vinegar-- and you are one oily individual, non? [Look at all these puns. You probably want Subway now, don't you, Arthur? Considering McDonalds and all. Forgive the food puns though; throat clear] We all have our personal endeavors to handle, Angleterre. No use being a brat about it! [/scoffing]

[unionjackass]

Said the Frenchman. You're not one to talk about being oily. [read: take a bloody shower.] I'm not being a brat either. I'm being practical.

[HMPH]

[amant]

[EXCUSE ME, HE DOES. LOOK AT THIS HAIR. B(]

Mm, takes one to know one then, hm? [Come join me. Looks like your mouth can use some washing out.]

Practical. Telling the poor girl that she is not meeting your expectations and therefore should step up, ouais? How selfish!

[unionjackass]

I didn't say anything about my expectations you idiot. Look, she's tagging again and even feeling better! Thanks to me.