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[unionjackass]

Miss Mundane--

Seeing as you're unable to grasp how awful you are in every facet of this little hobby, it's time I informed you of that; among other things.

You're so awful that the list of grievances I might otherwise have produced simply isn't worth my time and effort.

Chin up and carry on or--and I do hope this is the option you choose--cut your losses. My patience hangs by a thread. For your sake and--God, for the sake of everybody else--make your decision soon.

Comments

[sororite]

I fail to see what the problem is.

[unionjackass]

The problem is that I'm not interested.

[sororite]

[Looks... Annoyed. ] You have terrible taste. What are you interested in then?

[unionjackass]

For all intents and purposes my interests are none of your business.

[turn of phrase oh yes.]

[sororite]

"For all intents and purposes", hm?

[unionjackass]

None. Of. Your. Business.

[sororite]

[Sighs and steps back.] I do wonder why I bother talking to you sometimes.

[unionjackass]

I wonder the same thing. [folding his arms again.] Maybe I wouldn't mind it as much if you bothered not to be so manipulative and bent on shagging-- [he snorts.]

Asking that of one of you Frogs is like asking somebody not to breathe. [England glances aside.]

Not like it matters to you anyway.

[sororite]

[Shrugs.] My mundane enjoys playing that aspect of my character, she very rarely gets to with the others. [This is dear_mun if we can't get fourth-wall breaking and existential here where can we] And I'm not that manipulative, petit, you just assume the worst at every turn.


... And don't assume to know what matters to me, Angleterre.

[unionjackass]

Why shouldn't I? [he snorts, shifting his weight so that his body language is as matter of fact as his tone.] Won't be another one of your loving fools I'll tell you that much. [England's eyes flick away briefly at that.]

Don't really care what you do with your sex life; that's your business and not mine. [Hey at least he's speaking honestly...]

[sororite]

... You wouldn't want to be? [Her loving fool...]

[unionjackass]

[trying. honestly trying to contain his irritation here; England's marginally successful.]

--It's always got to be about you. It's not as if, as nations, we haven't always been... truthful in our romantic pursuits with one another, or--or with humans especially-- [He snaps his mouth shut before he allows himself to run on that tangent. They've been there before. It's not that kind of thing he's talking about; not that sort of behavior he seems to resent in her.

It's more like--]

--but honestly Marianne, why should I want to be another poor sod blindly stumbling over himself just to please you? S'fucking insulting, that. I've lived far too long to be the numb partner in some tawdry, meaningless political fling-- [those days are over. Mostly. It's been a long century and he's still bitter over the loss of his empire, okay?]-- and certainly not a puppet for somebody's amusement.

[and we know the somebody he's referring to.]

Sorry if that's such a shock to hear.