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[unionjackass]

Miss Mundane--

Seeing as you're unable to grasp how awful you are in every facet of this little hobby, it's time I informed you of that; among other things.

You're so awful that the list of grievances I might otherwise have produced simply isn't worth my time and effort.

Chin up and carry on or--and I do hope this is the option you choose--cut your losses. My patience hangs by a thread. For your sake and--God, for the sake of everybody else--make your decision soon.

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[unionjackass]

I don't care what she agrees with. She may have good intentions but that's hardly justification for violence.

[mayshereign]

We're not being violent. She's just imagining being so and relishing it.

[unionjackass]

[mutters something about how that sort of woman would be Rosemary's mun.]

[mayshereign]

[PINCHES HIS EAR.] What was that, young man?

[unionjackass]

[ow ow ow--LEANING AWAY, or trying to.] --let go of me at once, Rosemary! I said you have a wonderful mun--whatever they call them-- release my ear immediately!

[mayshereign]

[Lets go.] Naturally. Speak clearly, mumbling isn't polite.

[unionjackass]

[Very ruffled and irritated and why must you do this to him. But he's such a mama's boy and such a good brother and so whipped and such a gentleman that he doesn't bother retaliating.]

As I was saying-- Somebody had to step up and tell her what's what.

[mayshereign]

[She does it because she loves him. And she loves him because he's whipped.]

You were a little... gloomy about it though.

[unionjackass]

I'm always gloomy. [-- :| ] As are you. Nothing to be ashamed of and that's that.

[mayshereign]

I-I'm not gloomy! I'm perfectly cheerful and charming! I'm delightful!

[unionjackass]

We're the same country.

[mayshereign]

I'm still delightful!

[unionjackass]

[ EYE.

ROLL. ]

[mayshereign]

Maybe I should punch you.

[unionjackass]

Why? I'm not ashamed to be England. [does he seem legitimately offended just a little...]

[mayshereign]

Neither am I.



England just happens to be charming and delightful. [Arthur is obviously just a terrible England!!]

[unionjackass]

[HE IS NOT--!!]

Exactly, we are.

[Now that's something they can agree on.]

[mayshereign]

Precisely. [There, now everyone is happy.]

they are the worst

[unionjackass]

[... what were they arguing about again? Oh well.]

So I hear she's found interest in returning you to that dustball planet.

absolutely

[mayshereign]

Hm? Oh, yes. That's your fault, you know.

[unionjackass]

It is not. I don't want to go there either!

[mayshereign]

Well, it gave her the push necessary. She says she misses me.

Count your blessings though, she was (and still might be, apparently) tossing up between Marianne and I.

[unionjackass]

. . .

It goes without saying that I would much prefer you.

[mayshereign]

I would hope so.

[unionjackass]

It's not as if I'll know either one of you anyway... [hmph.]