Watching Batman Forever again with Jim Kirk over at lastvoyages

[batmanschmatman]

You know, it really is kind of like what would happen if they ever made a movie about us back home. Actually, this is more accurate then anything they would throw together at home, since I'm pretty sure they'd invent some crazy backstory and new identity for me and Bruce, on top of the characterization issues. I still don't really know what they were going for with that. If they wanted to stick me in the franchise, they could have at least have made me act like me. And picked an actor who actually looks like me.

Although if we're really being serious? I don't think I'd want to watch a movie that was actually accurate. The comic books are freaky enough as is, I don't need to actually watch some of it over again in high definition with surround sound.

And by the way, if Jim never lets me live this down? This is your fault.

Comments

[gothamknight]

As you say.

[ FINE... ]

[batmanschmatman]

Well, I was kind of looking for things to take his mind off all that. [Bruce, why does everyone we care about die. :|]

[gothamknight]

And bowling is out of the question?

[ WHERE DID HE GO WRONG RAISING YOoh, right. ]

[batmanschmatman]

We're kind of lacking in bowling alleys on the Barge, Bruce.

[He loves you anyway? :c]

[gothamknight]

But Batman Forever, that's totally on hand.

[ SHHH he has an image.

.. And image that is not helped by teasing, here, but SHH. ]

[batmanschmatman]

Hey, I look way worse than you do in it, believe me.

[Holey rusted metal Batman? Really?]

[gothamknight]

You don't have to assure me of anything, I'm not the one watching it.

[ George Clooney is a v respected actor, okay. ]

[batmanschmatman]

Well, I've at least been told to stay away from the other ones.

[But lol Tim couldn't stop him from watching this one whoops. :|]

[gothamknight]

But you don't listen very well.

[ FONDLY... what passes as fondly for Bruce. ]

I watched one being filmed once, and it ended up nearly killing Clark.

[ YOU COULD BE SUPPORTING SOMETHING TERRIBLE, DICK. ]

[batmanschmatman]

What?

[HE IS SUPPORTING SOMETHING TERRIBLE, IT'S CALLED HOLLYWOOD. :C]

[gothamknight]

They were filming in Gotham, and had real Kryptonite.

[ Yee olden days when Clark would not leave him the fuck alone. ]

[batmanschmatman]

[Best friends are annoying like that, Bruce.]

You would think people would learn by now that that isn't stuff to be played with.

[gothamknight]

[ He has no such thing, hdu. ]

It seems the lesson sticks about as well as not watching terrible movies.

[batmanschmatman]

[HUSH YOU LOVE US.]

Hey, in theory, me watching bad movies only hurts me. Kryptonite poisoning's serious.