dear_mun | Apping to Vatheon and possibly also Dramadramaduck

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So you think you can handle me, hmmm? Think you have what it takes.

You'd better get a move on with that application then, bub.

Dramadramaduck?

My travels took me there many years ago. It was...different.

Different how?

Very different.

It involves well, other worlds. Rather strange but it is nice to get away from the familiar every so often.

Are there a lot of ducks?

Ah. No. There were no ducks when I was there. Just...many turtles.

Turtles? What about rabbits?

Ah, I was the only one. There was also a cat and a rhino.

Then it's just waiting for me to be the star of the show!

Star?

[Oh wait show.]

You are an actor?

[preens]

The best!

That's silly. You are a duck and ducks do not have handles. They float.

And what would you know about it, buster?

If you had handles then you would be a bike. A bike with no wheels.

I think you are discombobulated.

Discrumbubub-what?

Get a dictionary, bub.

Yeah... I should really get that checked out.

You should.

So what's your name, new person?