canon is owari no seraph

[killingsuckers]

So you're serious about this?

...you and I are going to have a problem if you keep me here for too long, just so you know.

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[melancholly]

Always the problematic one, aren't you? As expected from our Yuu.

[Look, Yuu. It's your favorite person.]

[killingsuckers]

[As if his mun wasn't enough.]

What the--I didn't say anything wrong!

[melancholly]

[At least it's not Kimizuki??]

Sure, sure. I believe you. [Obviously, she doesn't.] You're never wrong, after all~

[killingsuckers]

[That doesn't make this less annoying.]

Cut it out with the sarcasm already!

[melancholly]

When you stop raising your voice at me, I will. [She disguises a pout. Being all cutesy and shit.] This cute, frail little Shinoa can't take all this shouting, you know?

[killingsuckers]

[To be fair, he's not shouting anymore. He does let out a snort, though.]

Cute and frail? Those are words that can't be in the same sentence as you.

[melancholly]

[Oh well. That didn't work. No surprise at all.

So instead of continuing her previous facade, she moves a finger over to her own lips. Her tone is still tad playful.]

Oh, I assure you. I am frailer than you gave me credit for. No sarcasm. [A small pause.] Or else, I would never need your protection all the time.

[killingsuckers]

I don't even know where you want to go with this.

[He doesn't know if he wants to know, either.]

[pressurize]

Ha. Here I thought you were only a problem for people who didn't want any from you.

[killingsuckers]

[Wow, okay, has the world decided to throw all the smartasses at him at once today?]

Nobody asked about your opinion.

[pressurize]

What's that? I heard "blah blah insubordination blah". Did you want to translate that into civilised language?

[killingsuckers]

Everything I've said is civilised!

[pressurize]

Yeah? Quick, brat, quick: what's that fancy word you just used mean?

[killingsuckers]

Who cares about that? There's still nothing wrong with what I said!