Happy Birthday Iggy~

[savoir_faire]

Non~!

I refuse to do anything~! Have Amerique do all the congratulations~

Non, ma princesse~! I will not waste any of my precious breath on those catterpillar-brows~! I am too beautiful, non~!?

Comments

[english_dignity]

Please, like I'd want to hear it from someone like you anyway! Your idea of a birthday gift would probably be to put a box over your parts and say open up!

[savoir_faire]

Pure genius, non~!?

And you, your gifts 'ave poor taste... literally~!

[english_dignity]

It's the kind of gift a drunk frat boy would think is a good idea!

And see if I ever make you another birthday cake, ungrateful frog!

[savoir_faire]

Ah oui~! The kind, young frat boys think about, non~!?

Wait, that was a cake~!? I thought you called it custard~!? It was so 'ow do I say it, mooshy~!?

[english_dignity]

That isn't a good thing, beardy.

And it wasn't mushy, it was fluffy, like a cake should be.

[Made damn sure of that... after he saw some of his scones in a bag at Canada's labeled 'biodegradable hockey pucks'.]

[luckandpluck]

You make it sound like greeting the old man's some kind of competition.