AOU spoilers below.

[irondick]

Totally called it on Banner and Romanoff well, y'know, smashing. [ Handgesture. ]

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he's gonna kill you.

[likea_nerve]

Wow.

don't hate the player bruce, hate the game

[irondick]

You can't even say you're surprised.

i will hate whoever i want

[likea_nerve]

By what? Your spectacular ability to make a pun that's both crude and painful?

but you don't hate me right

[irondick]

No, that was a given. I was talking about me.. well, commenting on your excellent choice in women.

growls

[likea_nerve]

...thank you?

[ Tony you know that woman can murder you faster than the Hulk can right. ]

whines

[irondick]

You're welcome.

[ yes and she is a sneaky little minx that fooled pepper and he does not even know how she exists. deadly and pretty and well. more deadly. he'd have tapped that if he wasn't sure she'd emasculate him in three seconds flat by having a bigger dick proverbially. Also Pepper. Pepper is a thing. ]

dont play this game with me stark

[likea_nerve]

Let's just not talk about this and making something instead. That isn't a murder bot this time.

[ That's the Hulk's girlfriend (?) you're talking about. Treading on thin ice here. ]

but we went to candy mountain bruce

[irondick]

[ B r o w r a i s e ]

To be fair, you're just lucky I didn't go with the other joke I had.

[ NO MORE NATASHA AND MAGIC BOX JOKES TONY. ]

WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT TONY

[likea_nerve]

No longer talking about this.

[ Don't test him. He has so many robot-baby-daddy jokes at his disposal. ]

BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN

[irondick]

[ Oh, this could be a wonderful sass off, but noooo we're not allowed making jokes. ]

One last comment, beyond the sneaky spy thing, good job. Like, actually good job. You got the girl. Or the hulk did. You know what, maybe stopping is a good idea before my brain explodes.

[debts]

[ Just as dryly: ]

Wow.

[likea_nerve]

We're never going to hear the end of this.

[irondick]

Definitely not.

[debts]

Will wonders never cease.

[ Still dry. But-- you know, there's a slight quirk to her mouth that looks like a laugh in progress. ]

[irondick]

[ HANDS UP IN DEFENSE. ]

Really, called it. Didn't need to be a super sneaky spy to call that coming a mile away.

[debts]

[ Shrug. (Well, you know. It's not like discretion was paramount.) ]

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

[wearebothangry]

[Massive glare of Hulk smash Tony.]

I should hate you for that pun.

[irondick]

[ fdsfsdfsd HANDS UP IN DEFENSE. ]

Saying you should does not mean you will, ergo, you don't hate me and you totally smashed that. Good job, 10/10, could've done worse.

[ tony no no tony no ]

[wearebothangry]

[Bruce winces.]

Please stop saying that before Nat hears you....she will break every limb in your body. And I need your limbs for science.

[koroleva]

Should I even be remotely surprised?

[ At you, Tony. At you. ]

[nophasetwo]

Classy as ever, Stark. Tell me; lillies or roses?

[quicksliver]

[ Yeah. He's just hovering because...dude, he has issues with you. Fundamentally.]

How good for you.

[visionof]

Tactful as always, s- ["Sir"? That feels strange now.]

...I'm sorry, I'm suddenly at a loss for what to refer to you as.