I am going straight to Hell.

[step1step2step3_prophet]

Since I have no other name for you, 'writer' will do I suppose. For now, at least.

Why have you brought me here? I'm..not sure I understand what it is you want me to do, or even say.

I must return to Egypt; it was God's will that I go back in the first place, and I cannot abandon His work now. Please. You are meddling with things you cannot begin to understand.

Comments

ohmygod. well... shall I join you in that Hell, then?

[serialkidder]

Ohh, you're one o' the people with the Lady Upstairs, huh? Welcome to limbo!

[green eyes glittering with mischief, he reaches out a hand to shake. which, despite Moses' height and this kid's stature, is on-level. because he happens to be floating, his legs folded lazily underneath him.

hello Moses, meet an earthbound demon!]

the company would be nice! :')

[step1step2step3_prophet]

[Well, he's certainly seen stranger things than floating people...He reaches out to shake the hand offered to him, albeit a little hesitantly.]

..Is that what this place is?

excellent! i'll pull up a chair, we'll get real comfy in the fire

[serialkidder]

[he shakes the man's hand with way too much energy, like he's a shaken soda bottle about to pop]

More or less! Nothin' ever happens here and nothin' ever will!

Except when it does. But don't worry, that's temporary. Especially death.

I'll bring marshmallows

[step1step2step3_prophet]

[Oh Christ -(Burning bush? Staff-o-wonders? Old Testament was hard up for blasphemous curses)- He can do little more than let his hand be shaken, nearly detaching in the process.]

Not quite what I was hoping to hear...tell me, how do I leave?

and I'll have the chocolate and crackers! whoo demonic teamwork

[serialkidder]

You don't! Ever. [he is way too chipper saying that.

after a few seconds, he laughs] Just kidding! You gotta make your uhh, writer? Reaaaaally like ya. Then maybe they'll send ya to a game or have some other plan for ya. Then you can get into a whole buncha trouble!

You're not going home, though.

it's nice and warm here

[likejohnnydepp]

You know...

In cases like these, it's best to just go with the flow, right? I'm sure it'll be fine if you take a break. After all, it's not really your fault that you're stuck here.

omfg

[step1step2step3_prophet]

[Despite his slightly odd way of speaking, he knows following this stranger's advice is really his only option at this point. And yet...]

It may not be my doing that stranded me here, but I can't stay - my people, they need me. I can do nothing for them here.