THIS JUST IN THIS IS EGORAPTOR

[egorapture]

so like

you're playing me just going around doing what I always do.  Right?

Fuck. Just.  Hold on.  And you're making icons too?  Jazzing shit up?  Pushing me right and left?  God damn it, this is just so needlesly complicated and what are you even getting out of this?  Like, just a little bit of enjoyment?  I mean I know for a fact that everyone likes a little enjoyment, a stupid laugh every once in awhile but to what end?  Are you getting any other enjoyment in the long run?  Jesus, don't you think it'll get annoying having me around all the time?  Did you even stop to think that?  Even I have to admit I'm like seriously annoying.  I just

jesus fuckin' I don't even know man

I just

fuck

C'MON man.  I'm just so confused. this is so fucked up like I'm embarrassed to even know who you are.  You're just sad and I

well at least I can go harass some Touhous.  make them cry.

That's the plural version of Touhou if you didn't know that because you're an idiot.  You play those games all the time with your fuckin anime mousepad with like nichijou playing in the fucking background, look at yourself you otaku piece of crap.  okay maybe i shouldn't pick on nichijou that shit's pretty rad

look okay i'm getting off track.  just listen to me.  let me do the driving and everything will be fine.  Okay?  if there's anyone who can be me it's me. Okay?  Okay?!

OKAY?!  BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T I'LLBEATTHESHITOUTOFY-

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[notsogrump]

Arin. ARIN. HEY.

I know I'm like nine fucking months late, but you're out of milk. You should get some more. Like, now.

Now from nine months ago.





That milk's probably bad you shouldn't drink it anymore.