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Hey mun, I'm just saying, if you had to look up my wikipedia page to remember my name, maybe it's not a god time.

Maybe the spacesuit chick or the lizard scientist? at least you've, you know, seen their canon in the last 3 years.

But what do I know, anyway.

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Spacesuit chick? Is that what I've been degraded to? Man, thought it was bad no one knew my first name, only calling me Shepard or Commander.

But a generic spacesuit chick? Especially after everything I've done? That's really harsh.

Hey, hey, hey, don't put words in my mouth, ok? I would never be so general about a military woman. Spacesuit chick is, uh...purple? Well, I mean, I don't really know that. Purple suit, at least. Face mask. Lighted mouth circle. Glowing eyes.

Purple? Sounds an awful lot like Tali, there.

And, this would just be a guess, but would this lizard scientist happen to talk to himself a lot asking a lot of questions, and perhaps on occasion, sing?

Lady, you sure make some weird friends.

So, it is Tali and Mordin. Good to know they're alright.

And no arguments here. Count yourself lucky you haven't met Conrad, not that I consider him a friend. But rather have me as a friend than an enemy.

Well, in the spirit of olive-branch honesty, my track record with uniformed personnel hasn't really been that great lately. But that's only because they try to ruin my friends' lives.

Edited 2015-04-01 02:18 (UTC)

Hey, I can actually relate to that sometimes. Had some difficulties with my superiors and them not wanting to believe me until it was too late.

But I stand by my friends all the way.

Loyalty. It's a good trait to have! I mean, sometimes it will get you in way over your head if your friends are in over their heads, but life wouldn't be very exciting if you weren't faced with the occasional near-death circumstance.

Tell me about it. Near death seems to be commonplace in my line of work.

Saving the galaxy from killer machines the size of skyscrapers? Not the easiest thing to do.

Killer machines in the galaxy? All I've got are some drug lords, petty thieves, and worldwide smuggling rings.

That doesn't sound so bad. I'd settle for a day of dealing with some low life sand smugglers. Hell of a lot easier than uniting the turians and krogan, let me tell you.

I don't know what those are, but they don't sound like roses and flowers.

Red Sand dealers. It's a power biotic stimulant. Slavers tend to get addicts as slaves.

Humans too good for good ol' coke where you're from, I guess.

Coke? What is that? i'm not familiar with that term.

Cocaine. Probably the most versatile way to ruin your life in three easy steps or less.

Sounds nasty. No, can't say that we have that in my time.

I'm sure the galaxy drugs are worse than our pitiful earth drugs. Do you at least still have beer and mojitos?

Edited 2015-04-01 03:25 (UTC)

Yeah, still got beer. I'm unfamiliar with mojitos, but if it's alcohol, probably got it. Hell, I've drunk krogan ale. Stuff'll knock you on your backside for certain. Set of radiation detectors also.

Well, you take what you can get.

Quite true.

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