Muse is not happy with his mun right now

[tuxedo_magician]

Muuuuuuun,

Why did you have to go and take a picture of it? It's bad enough you see it every day at work but then you had to bring it home too?

And here I thought you were one of the cool ones!


[He's also referring to this]

Comments

[eastdetective]

What's wrong with it?

[tuxedo_magician]

It - it has a f-f-f-finny thing on it!

[eastdetective]

What's wrong with that? It isn't even a very clever wordplay.

[tuxedo_magician]

What's wrong with it is that it has that thing on it.

[eastdetective]

Its a fish.

[tuxedo_magician]

EXACTLY.

[kendo_taisho]

Yer mun has weird taste.

[tuxedo_magician]

I know!

Seriously, it was lame enough as it is, but then she had to go and take a picture of it.

[kendo_taisho]

What's she gonna do with a picture? Print it out an' hang it on th' wall?

[tuxedo_magician]

[Shudders.]

I hope not!

Probably did it just to torture me.

And she was supposed to be the nice one!

[kendo_taisho]

Define 'nice'. My mun's nice and she still regularly tortures us.

...well, she regularly tortures you.

Huh. Must just be something about ya.

[velvet_mystique]

...Not a fan of 'old timey' signs? I suppose that's not an aesthetic that appeals to everyone...

*Such as her. She's keeping her tone carefully neutral, though, not wishing to offend.*

[tuxedo_magician]

Not even that.

It has that f-f-f-finny thing on it.

[velvet_mystique]

...The... fish?

[tuxedo_magician]

YES.

THAT THING.

[tricksupmysleeve]

[Head. tilt.]

Is there a problem with it?

[tuxedo_magician]

YES.

There's that evil thing on it.

[tricksupmysleeve]

[Meimi stares at the sign.]

I don't see anything evil on it.

[Did he mean the pun? The Sister who was in charge of her class didn't like them, but that didn't make them evil.]

[tuxedo_magician]

How can you not?

It's like, right there! In the middle!

[tricksupmysleeve]

...You mean the fish?

[That's... the only thing in the middle.]

[shotofsherry]

I don't see anything wrong with it, outside of it being really lame that is.

[tuxedo_magician]

It has that thing on it!

... but yeah, it really is kind of lame.

[shotofsherry]

... you mean the fish?

[tuxedo_magician]

[WHY DO ALL OF YOU KEEP INSISTING ON TORTURING HIM?!]

Yes! I mean the finny thing!

[shotofsherry]

[ BECAUSE THIS IS JUST TOO EASY AND HILARIOUS TO PASS UP. ]

That 'finny thing' is simply a fish. I fail to see the point in getting all worked up over something insignificant.