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dear_mun2015-03-22 10:50 pm
redshitlord) wrote in dear_mun2015-03-22 10:50 pm
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My mun says it has something to do with "shipping".
I don't get it either, because you're clearly not a boat either!
I don't get it either, because you're clearly not a boat either!
Right? Boats don't have wheels!
I'm not a freight... anything... either! So I can't ship anything.
I'm not a freight... anything... either! So I can't ship anything.
[HUGE SIGH.]
A bicycle is a two wheeled human-propelled vehicle that children use to either get to school or put pieces of cardboard in to make them sound like they have a motor. People race on them in some countries and they're highly recommended for certain forms of exercise.
...
But that's not what she means.
Even if I wish it was.
A bicycle is a two wheeled human-propelled vehicle that children use to either get to school or put pieces of cardboard in to make them sound like they have a motor. People race on them in some countries and they're highly recommended for certain forms of exercise.
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But that's not what she means.
Even if I wish it was.
Sooo... In other, non-nerd words... nothing like me. At all.
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Wait, what?
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Wait, what?
It's not nerdy, it's educational. Something we all can benefit from on this planet.
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I'm not telling you.
Seriously. You'll thank me.
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I'm not telling you.
Seriously. You'll thank me.
Mmm but imagine if a boat did have wheels!
It'd be unstoppable! A two wheeled boat would be a shipping bicycle.
...Wait I can't remember where I was going with this.
It'd be unstoppable! A two wheeled boat would be a shipping bicycle.
...Wait I can't remember where I was going with this.
... No, no. Please try. I wanna see what was going through your head there.
Because whatever it is? So much better than the conversation I'm having with the Earth-Nerd over there.
Because whatever it is? So much better than the conversation I'm having with the Earth-Nerd over there.
Nope! Sorry! I've uh.
I've got a thing! With a bicycle.
Over there.
I've got a thing! With a bicycle.
Over there.
Says the Earth-nerd.
Oh come on! You can't dangle that at me and then just say no!
Oh come on! You can't dangle that at me and then just say no!
[Now he feels shy!]
Oh... well thank you! I've only ever heard of Earth, to be honest, never been there myself.
What's it like? I heard there's a lot of green on it.
Oh... well thank you! I've only ever heard of Earth, to be honest, never been there myself.
What's it like? I heard there's a lot of green on it.
You're not missing much of anything. We have to stay in this lame scrapyard or else -- [FINGER WIGGLES and his voice gets all stern.] -- the humans will see uuuus!
[Congrats, Tailgate. You just got the Bumblebee impression.]
I guess it's green. If you're into that.
[Congrats, Tailgate. You just got the Bumblebee impression.]
I guess it's green. If you're into that.
Yeah, well this Earth-nerd keeps your behind out of trouble. Which is a full-time job, I've got to say.
And I'm not telling you for your own good!
Seriously, bicycle and shipping and Oh-Tee-Pees.
Stay. Away.
And I'm not telling you for your own good!
Seriously, bicycle and shipping and Oh-Tee-Pees.
Stay. Away.
Hey! I can look after myself! I was doing it way before you and Captain Rulebook showed up, thanks.
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Isn't. Tee-Pee... paper? Or something? They put it on houses?
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Isn't. Tee-Pee... paper? Or something? They put it on houses?
Yeah your track record is just a huge list of misunderstandings and Grimlock's next in line to be Cybertron's top physicist.
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Well yeah, but--that's totally different! Oh-Tee-Pee stands for--
[Oh no, you almost got him.]
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Well yeah, but--that's totally different! Oh-Tee-Pee stands for--
[Oh no, you almost got him.]
Psh, track record. My only track record is one that's actually, you know. At a track.
Oh come on! You might as well!
Oh come on! You might as well!
Look, rules are rules, Sideswipe. Whether you like it or not, they're needed.
[BUT SINCE YOU WANT TO KNOW SO BADLY.]
Fine. Shipping is the act in which muns take two characters and make them kiss and...other things. Being a 'bicycle' means you are someone that your mun wants you to r--...really want to kiss.
[Nice save, Bumblebee.]
OTP stands for 'One True Pairing', so...pretty much 'couple'.
[BUT SINCE YOU WANT TO KNOW SO BADLY.]
Fine. Shipping is the act in which muns take two characters and make them kiss and...other things. Being a 'bicycle' means you are someone that your mun wants you to r--...really want to kiss.
[Nice save, Bumblebee.]
OTP stands for 'One True Pairing', so...pretty much 'couple'.
Yes! Another! A... bigger better one!
Way over there!
Way over there!
I don't see how a speed limit is needed on a perfectly straight piece of road.
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Kiss? That... the mouth-eating? You're kidding! Why am I supposed to mouth-eat someone~
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Kiss? That... the mouth-eating? You're kidding! Why am I supposed to mouth-eat someone~
Because not everyone goes the same speed, Sideswipe.
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Yeah. The mouth eating. They want you to mouth-eat a lot of people.
[Among other things.]
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Yeah. The mouth eating. They want you to mouth-eat a lot of people.
[Among other things.]
Well...the same reason humans do. It feels good.
...or so I've heard.
...or so I've heard.
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