he just likes the sound of his voice

[arrogantandglib]

No one cares if you've got a rumbly in your tumbly.

How about you do something useful for once?

I know! Let's troll the "museboxes" of the world! Come on, I haven't sent Stefan a good text from last night in a while.

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[somanyadjectives]

And here I was hoping that you would never do it again.

[arrogantandglib]

[Cue the exaggerated expression of mock shock.]

It's like you don't even know me.

[somanyadjectives]

Oh, I do. That's why I used the word "hope."

[arrogantandglib]

You should know by now I'm hopeless. [And he...doesn't look very bothered by that fact. Actually, he looks pretty satisfied with himself. Oh, Damon.]

[somanyadjectives]

[eyeroll]

I should. But I guess I just can't give up on you, Damon.

[arrogantandglib]

It's one of your many faults.

Now, which of these texts should I sent you... [We are browsing right now, Stefan, which is not very good for the mun's stomach.

[somanyadjectives]

[poor mun's stomach]

I'm sure you'll be able to find something appropriate.

[arrogantandglib]

I always do.

[If by appropriate you mean...the most inappropriate thing ever.]

[somanyadjectives]

Why do I not trust that?

[arrogantandglib]

I don't know, Stefan. You said it.

[somanyadjectives]

Your definition of "appropriate" and mine are very different.

[arrogantandglib]

Why, Stefan, I have no idea what you mean.

[Pft. He so does. And he likes it.]

[somanyadjectives]

[a long look]

Why don't I believe that?

[wannayiffyn]

But if your mun gets sick from not eating, won't that affect you, too? I mean, they won't be able to write for you if they're not feeling well!

[arrogantandglib]

She'll live.

[Oy, Damon logic.]

[wannayiffyn]

But it would take a lot longer for her to get better from not feeling well than it would for her to just... eat something. Didn't you want to go play?

[arrogantandglib]

She'll be fine. She's just...overdramatic.

[wannayiffyn]

Well. If you say so. [yeah sorry 13-year-olds aren't known for their ability to effectively argue a point. or to realize that they're being silly.]

I don't understand why everybody's always so mean to their muns. I know that they do a lot of terrible things sometimes, but I don't think being mean right back is the way to make them be any nicer.

[arrogantandglib]

You, of course, assume I'm a nice person and my "mun" is one of those special little snowflakes that makes me want to punch babies and kill puppies.

[wannayiffyn]

[she pauses at that, a bit wary. uh oh.]

But you... haven't given me any reason to think that you're a bad person. You did say something kind of mean to your mundane, but... everyone says mean things to them...