((Denial isn't going to help, Falco.))

[ace_pilot_lombardi]

What you're on about doesn't really matter to me. I'll be gone before you know it. [Even if this ape has a ship to fly after him, she'll never be able to keep up. He would outmaneuver her attempts to keep him grounded. If she knows he's an ace pilot, then she wouldn't act surprised to find out that he really means it on flying back into space, far, far away from this woman.]

I'm only going to say this once; I'm not your shiny new anything, and I don't know or care about "memes"--or whatever it is you want out of me.

[Come onnnn, there'll be a lot for you to discover, and someone interesting to meet later. You won't get bored. You'll even get to keep your arwing and weapons!]

Geeee, that's generous. Though, I don't think you can fool me by saying you're on my side.

Whether I get bored or not is my business, not yours.

[Falco will turn around and leave now.] It's been nice not knowing you.

[See you around! You'll learn more on your situation soon enough.]

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[madman_in_abox]

Falco! Good to see you. I love the Starfox games. [Have a grin from this avid alien fan.]

Hehe, you found my newest very quickly huh.

[ace_pilot_lombardi]

[Falco's head turns to look over his shoulder, in a very bird-like movement. His blue eyes narrow in suspicion. Eleventh, you look like some kind of hairless ape. The majority of the apes he knows happen to side with Andross.

Games... Of course. Falco wouldn't put it past those insane monkeys to think of it that way.

His voice comes out in a dangerously calm tone of voice.]

I don't know who you are, but it's clear that you think of it as some messed up game when you all have slaughtered so many. [His feathered hand hovers over his blaster weapon in the holster attached to his belt.] Andross may be history, but that doesn't mean you're not going to be held responsible for following his orders. What you murderers did to Corneria, and Zoness... [His glare towards the man is fierce.] It's unforgiveable.

Game over, pal. Surrender, and I won't shoot.

Re: yep, knew it was you :)

[madman_in_abox]

[Ok...this wasn't going so well, was it? Why did Falco think he was one of the bad guys? Was it the bow-tie? The hair? What? The Doctor shot both hands above his head in surrender and offered a nervous smile.]

I think you may have the wrong man here. You don't need to shoot me, I've done nothing wrong. As for the slaughtering thing....that really isn't me. I save people, not kill them. [He looked at the falcon and wondered what he was thinking.]

I don't even know where Corneria and Zoness are...