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dear_mun2015-03-01 06:04 pm
carptricks) wrote in dear_mun2015-03-01 06:04 pm
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on game searching
HEY!
[dramatic point!1]
Don't think I don't see you agonizing over finding a new game for me over there! D'you know what happened the last ten million times I let you pick out a game without any of my input? [scowls] Of course you do! You were behind your computer screen, sitting in your stupid cozy recliner, laughing like a madwoman while I did all of the heavy lifting. Well, not anymore!
[a flick of his wrist and as mall puff of pink smoke, and he pulls a rolled up piece of paper straight out of thin air. another flick and the sheet unravels, the ends of it trailing against the ground at his feet]
[yeah. YEAH.]
I've got a list of mandatory requirements this new game of yours has to meet in order to be eligible for application. You ready? [he clears his throat with a cough, and begins to read]
One: no amnesia.
Two: seriously, no amnesia
Three: I'm not kidding about this amnesia thing, don't give me amnesia again.
Four: no murder
Five: I'm not kidding about the no murder clause either
Six: a new username that does not contain a pun involving the freaky, scaly devils of the sea. What the heck is even wrong with your dumb brain for you to come up with something like this, geez!
[he glances up from his list, both eyebrows raised]
Seems pretty reasonable to me, huh? It's only a small sample of the requirements I've got, but--
-- HEY! What d'you mean you could just app an entirely new character instead?!
[dramatic point!1]
Don't think I don't see you agonizing over finding a new game for me over there! D'you know what happened the last ten million times I let you pick out a game without any of my input? [scowls] Of course you do! You were behind your computer screen, sitting in your stupid cozy recliner, laughing like a madwoman while I did all of the heavy lifting. Well, not anymore!
[a flick of his wrist and as mall puff of pink smoke, and he pulls a rolled up piece of paper straight out of thin air. another flick and the sheet unravels, the ends of it trailing against the ground at his feet]
[yeah. YEAH.]
I've got a list of mandatory requirements this new game of yours has to meet in order to be eligible for application. You ready? [he clears his throat with a cough, and begins to read]
One: no amnesia.
Two: seriously, no amnesia
Three: I'm not kidding about this amnesia thing, don't give me amnesia again.
Four: no murder
Five: I'm not kidding about the no murder clause either
Six: a new username that does not contain a pun involving the freaky, scaly devils of the sea. What the heck is even wrong with your dumb brain for you to come up with something like this, geez!
[he glances up from his list, both eyebrows raised]
Seems pretty reasonable to me, huh? It's only a small sample of the requirements I've got, but--
-- HEY! What d'you mean you could just app an entirely new character instead?!
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Really long time ago.
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My mun's crazy.
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