on game searching

[carptricks]

HEY!

[dramatic point!1]

Don't think I don't see you agonizing over finding a new game for me over there! D'you know what happened the last ten million times I let you pick out a game without any of my input? [scowls] Of course you do! You were behind your computer screen, sitting in your stupid cozy recliner, laughing like a madwoman while I did all of the heavy lifting. Well, not anymore!

[a flick of his wrist and as mall puff of pink smoke, and he pulls a rolled up piece of paper straight out of thin air. another flick and the sheet unravels, the ends of it trailing against the ground at his feet]

[yeah. YEAH.]

I've got a list of mandatory requirements this new game of yours has to meet in order to be eligible for application. You ready? [he clears his throat with a cough, and begins to read]

One: no amnesia.

Two: seriously, no amnesia

Three: I'm not kidding about this amnesia thing, don't give me amnesia again.

Four: no murder

Five: I'm not kidding about the no murder clause either

Six: a new username that does not contain a pun involving the freaky, scaly devils of the sea. What the heck is even wrong with your dumb brain for you to come up with something like this, geez!

[he glances up from his list, both eyebrows raised]

Seems pretty reasonable to me, huh? It's only a small sample of the requirements I've got, but--







-- HEY! What d'you mean you could just app an entirely new character instead?!

Comments

[worldliness]

[an 'oooh' and applause. not even sarcastic applause, adachi is truly impressed.]

[carptricks]

[and Kaito takes a small bow for good measure]

Aaah, well, at least one good thing came from his soon to be ignored letter.

[worldliness]

Yeaaaaaah, ignoring everything you want is kind of what they do best. You did put some flash into trying, though.

[carptricks]

Putting flash into anything is the job of any good magician.

[he grins. then sulks again]

Well, whatever! I got what I wanted to say out. I feel a little better now. A little.

[worldliness]

Feeling better miiiiiiiight not help once she gets you in some game where the world's ending or you're trapped in a fast food place or something else weird.

[carptricks]

Ooooi. D'you gotta burst my good mood bubble already?

[his shoulders slump]

At this point I'd take a fast food restaurant over almost anything else.

[worldliness]

Honesty will do that. [there, there, kaito. adachi pats him on the shoulder.] And think about it, if you get in the restaurant, you get all the burgers you can eat!