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Kol Mikaelson ([personal profile] wily_troublemaker) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2015-02-27 10:57 pm

Crossposted to [community profile] dear_player

You're tired, love. Which means that you should sleep. Don't worry about tomorrow because you know you've got it. On top of that I will warn you when I please. There's been enough snow and ice around this bloody place. Don't need you falling and hurting yourself. Now do I?

Also, I know what you're thinking. Don't even bother tormenting yourself with that again. It'll only end in your tears. Now how about we just relax and wait for tomorrow to come. Then you can focus on tags. Get a few things done, love.

Now I'm going to go have some fun. No need to keep you awake, yeah? Don't worry... I won't get into any fights.
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[personal profile] thegreatexperiment 2015-02-28 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
From what I've heard about you, that seems...unlikely.

The no fighting part.
thegreatexperiment: (Disgusted)

[personal profile] thegreatexperiment 2015-02-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I hear you're trouble.

And wow...that didn't sound so much like a 1950s movie in my head.
thegreatexperiment: (Skeptical)

[personal profile] thegreatexperiment 2015-02-28 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, I know something about troublesome big brothers.

[She shrugs, hooking her thumbs through her back belt loops.]

But lemme tell you, people with the last name "Salvatore" really don't seem to like you, where I'm from.
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[personal profile] thegreatexperiment 2015-02-28 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure Damon's capable of liking anyone.

But maybe I'm missing something. He starts talking and, after awhile, all I hear is this sort of mechanical hum. Blah, blah, blah, psycho family, blah, blah, blah hybrids.
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[personal profile] thegreatexperiment 2015-02-28 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Don't know that I've ever met a vampire capable of love.

Can we do that?
thegreatexperiment: (Tired)

[personal profile] thegreatexperiment 2015-02-28 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
No one. I mean, no one's said anything. But anecdotal evidence would suggest...

[Another shrug. Sam's only been dead three years. But they've been a pretty shitty three years. It isn't surprising she's lost her faith in things like love.

Where's the love in a world gone to hell?]


...I just haven't seen it.
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[personal profile] thegreatexperiment 2015-02-28 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe.

[But wow. This is way too serious for her liking.]

Although, if you call me "love" one more time, I am going to have to shoot you in the face.

[Great life choice, Samantha. Threaten the old-as-fuck guy with joke violence. That'll win you friends.]
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[personal profile] thegreatexperiment 2015-02-28 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
...you do realize my answer is going to be "shoot them in the face," right?

[The corners of her lips are twitching slightly. Despite the front she puts up, Sam really isn't all that violent. Just angry. And she loves her big brother, big, dumb, doof that he is.]
thegreatexperiment: (Annoyed)

[personal profile] thegreatexperiment 2015-02-28 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's the one good thing I'll say for Teleios. It pretty much knocks us all back on a level playing field.

...with the whole "healing" thing.
thegreatexperiment: (Disgusted)

[personal profile] thegreatexperiment 2015-02-28 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
The asshats kidnap you and strip you of your powers.

You have to get them back by doing them favors.
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[personal profile] thegreatexperiment 2015-02-28 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
They don't draw much of a line between biology and ability. Pretty much the only part of vampirism they let me keep were the crappy things. You know, utter and total dependency on blood, sunlight issues, fangs...
thegreatexperiment: (Pissed)

[personal profile] thegreatexperiment 2015-02-28 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I used to have the Coil of Banes. It let me handle sunlight.

The assholes took it away from me.

[And yes, she's pissed about that.]
Edited 2015-02-28 17:59 (UTC)
thegreatexperiment: (Confused)

[personal profile] thegreatexperiment 2015-02-28 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Coils?

Fuck, that's complicated.

Uh...members of the Ordo Dracul craft abilities that allow them to function more like humans. There are three main ones, Banes, Blood, and Beast. I guess.
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[personal profile] thegreatexperiment 2015-02-28 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Trick of the multiverse, most likely.

You don't get to be that old in my homeland without a few aces up your sleeve. Coils and such.