dear_mun | {Homeless | Transformers: Robots in Disguise}

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{Homeless | Transformers: Robots in Disguise}

Wow, okay. Look. I can see why you think I'm the best thing since hot wax got invented, but seriously?

Talk about jumping the gun here.

And don't even get me started on the name. What gives? Were all the good ones just taken?

Anyway, whatever. It's not like you're going to do anything with this.

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....and I thought mine was going too fast.

I agree, there had be better names then that one. [Like he can talk, his isn't all that great either.]

[PFFFF -- excuse him, he's busy sniggering at that name.]

Like you're one to talk... Notimus.

[Oh yes, real mature Sideswipe. He's face-palming with a sigh.]

Yes, well... [Cough] They couldn't resist it when they saw it was available.

Hah, come on. The big bot in charge can't take a couple jokes?

Ooooooh no. You were doing SO good up until that last line!

What's wrong with the last line?

Well it's like...jinxing yourself! If you say 'Oh, you're not going to do anything with me', they're just going to do something with you out of spite.

Trust me, I've been at this for four years.

Oh please.

...

It's not that bad, right?

...Trust me on this. Mun's are REALLY into torturing us for the fun of it.

Torture? N-No one said anything about torture.

Yeahhhh. That's the best way to describe it, really...

Good luck, buddy. Your fate is SEALED!

Hah... hah. Hah.

You're kidding, right? This is uh. One of those human jokes. Right?

Well, if that helps you feel better at night! Just watch out, if they say 'meme', that's MEGA bad.

... You're not speaking from experience or anything... are you?

Four years of practice, bud.

[GIRLY SCREAM]

Oh.

I'm... sorry? I mean, tortured for that long? You're just a little human, too.

Well, on and off. There's some good times and some bad times.

That's what games really are.

[Well, this got serious, fast.]

Great. Just... great.

[Pause.]

Are you okay?

[And she perks up, as if nothing had even been bothering her.]

Yep! It's you who we should ask that! You're the one jinxing yourself after all.

Hey! I'm not the one in a game getting scrapped up!

Oh. You will be.

You will be.

Wh--

You don't know that!

Like I said, four years.

You just know.

Aw... scrap...

That's exactly what I don't want to hear...

I already have a list of fifty eight citations for the exact moment you come anywhere near my jurisdiction.

Whoa.

Who are you supposed to be?

I am Ultra Magnus.

I'm going to need your callsign and designation.

Oh, seriously? Man, where's Strongarm? She'd lose her processing function.

[Sorry, Magnus, your orders went in one spiky ear and out the other.]

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