Spies never catch a break

[galahads_heir]

 Really? I just save the world from a madman who had no business wearing a baseball cap at all times, and you want to throw me to the wolves? Or zombies, or whatever the hell it is that place has. Really? I can't even have time to enjoy my new house and my new job? 

I wanted to stop the apocalypse, not be thrown into a post world one. They'd better let me keep my umbrella, and my suit. 

Comments

[thebattlefield]

Cause an umbrella and a suit will totally help you during the apocalypse.

[galahads_heir]

They're brand new, thank you. And I look good in them. A good suit can make any situation better, after all, and an umbrella is just practical.

_{[ This might have sounded more elegant an assertion if he didn't talk with a street British accent. ]}

[thebattlefield]

( okay, yeah he looks good in them - no cassie, not the time to look at guys like that! )

When you're in the apocalypse trust me you'll be wishing for a M16. Not an umbrella.

( personal experience, yo. )

Or orange Starburst.

[galahads_heir]

M16s have their uses, but it is a big hard to walk around with one under your arm. They're not quite the accessory one expects with a suit.

[thebattlefield]

Is this where you tell me the umbrella makes you fly like Mary Poppins or something? Why'd you pick that over an M16?

[galahads_heir]

Mary Poppins is jealous of my umbrella, let's put it that way.