i just got a song stuck in your head, nbd

[futurelyinclined]

Aw, shucks. You really know how to make a fella feel welcome! And are those peaches I see in this ice cream? You even got rid of all the nuts yourself. You know, that's just the kind of thing that makes good help so hard to find nowadays!

All that's missin' is, oh, a little somethin' like THE REST OF THESE INGRATES BENDING TO MY EVERY WHIM! THEY'RE JUST WALTZING AROUND LIKE THEY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO WHEN THEY SHOULD BE SCRAPING THE DIRT OUT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOE!

So, friend, how about we do a little re-organizing while I'm here? You won't mind, will you?

Comments

[selfmadeprincess]

[Well.]

....Erm, I like your attitude, but you could benefit from a little more subtlety.

[futurelyinclined]

I'll show you who's subtle!

Besides, you can shout from the rooftops and half of these yokels still won't put two and two together. Heck, it's the only way to really get anything done around here.

[terci]

Hey Gideon, how's the county jail? [Look at that smug look on his face.]

[selfmadeprincess]

Hmmm...you might have a point. I awoke from a lengthy sleep in my Mun's headspace and the first thing I did was burst into loud diabolical laughter in public. So far, nobody seems to have noticed or paid it any mind.

i am so sorry

[futurelyinclined]

How dare you speak to me after everything you've done!

[whoa that's getting a little out of hand calm down kid.]

You can keep gloating! One day the shack and all its secrets will be mine!

[futurelyinclined]

Little bit of laughter like that's good for the soul, if you ask me. Shame none of them appreciated it, but the best kinda joke's the one on somebody else, anyhow.

[snaptrap]

... Didn't think I'd meet a kid with more issues than Mabel.

[selfmadeprincess]

Hmm. My Mun has informed me that you were actually quite successful in your field of personal interest before getting exposed and sent to jail. My condolences on that.

[futurelyinclined]

[you're dealing with the eric cartman of gravity falls, man. you'll be hard pressed to find anyone worse]

What'd you say. [: | ] YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

[futurelyinclined]

Ain't that the sweetest thing! Pass along a thank you from me, friend!

Between you and me, it's just a temporary setback. One day my sentence'll be up and oh, the things I've got planned, you're gonna be amazed.

[snaptrap]

[You are all kinds of special, you beautiful pile of garbage]

Nah.

S'true. Yer a million times worse, an' I didn't think a lil' girl talkin' 'bout folks turnin' inta trees an' oil could be topped.

Ya deserve a medal fer this one, kiddo. Sure it's made outta garbage, but garbage medals are still medals, amiright?

[selfmadeprincess]

I'm sure I will be.

[Given that something about demonology came up in the explanations behind Gideon she heard, she wasn't doubting him on this.]

[futurelyinclined]

What do you know about anything, you're just a walkin' glorified bear trap! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FIND A COUPLE MAGNETS AND YOU'LL REGRET EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID!

[whoa now.]

[snaptrap]

[You're just a kid. So you get the Hare version of 'nice'. Which is a face full of 1920's steel coal powered robot, blasting sooty smoke and ash out of his frozen jaw and glaring with the one operational eye in his scarred up, dented and silver streaked face]

Yeah?

Go find some, champ. Go teach me a lesson.

[futurelyinclined]

Fans like you are what make this all possible, I swear!

[who needs demons when you have revenge that needs. uh. revenging?]

[futurelyinclined]

Aaah! [warn a kid before you do that, man!] You've gotta be ancient! Who--why would anyone build somethin' like you for?!

[selfmadeprincess]

I'm glad to hear it!

[She isn't really a fan, he's more of a curiosity to her than anything. But no need to let him know that, why spoil a potentially good business relationship?]

[snaptrap]

[NO. SUCK IT UP]

I'm only ninety five. Ain't ancient yet. Five more years, kiddo, then we can talk about bein' ancient.

An' it ain't nunna yer business what I was made fer.

[futurelyinclined]

Surely you've got big plans in motion, too! Why, I wouldn't expect anythin' less!

[he thinks most of his fans are, well, idgits. but diabolical laughter's a good sign in a potential evil child business partnership.]

[futurelyinclined]

[I'M CALLIN MY DAD LAWYER]

What's five years to a-a rustin' hunk of metal?!

[no he's not scared at all not even a little he sure isn't why would you think that.]

You--you gotta tell me somethin'!

[snaptrap]

[OH NO LAWYERS HIS ONE WEAKNESS]

I dunno, what's five years ta you, puddin' pop?

I ain't tellin' ya shit, ya called me names.

[selfmadeprincess]

Indeed. Once I've accomplished my goal, I'll have a castle, a throne, and a kingdom full of peasants to worship me.

[partycrown]

...Um, yeah. No. The chances of that ever happening are, like, nonexistent.

[futurelyinclined]

[FEAR THE POWER OF LAWSUITS!!]

Plenty of time! You'll see, I'll be--I'll be the biggest star you've ever heard of by then!

[And if he's all powerful at the time, hey, that's a nice bonus.]

You're the-- you slandered me! [no, he really didn't.]

[futurelyinclined]

I bet you'll get the best offerings from 'em, when you do.