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dear_mun2015-02-20 10:49 am
pavlovsdad) wrote in dear_mun2015-02-20 10:49 am
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Voicetesting a terrible person | Gravity Falls
What an interesting development. I’m rather impressed with your tenacity. It takes gumption to put a man like myself in this sort of position. Perhaps we could discuss your accomplishments elsewhere? Away from prying eyes, hm?
[uhhhh. I don’t see why not, I suppose.]
Now you listen to me, you insignificant flea. You’re going to release me from this filthy prison or my lawyers are going to ensure your life is transformed from whatever asinine, dull, and undoubtedly perverted existence you lead into a living nightmare. I’ll have you begging in the streets for dime-a-dozen coffee shop change. Do you understand, or are you too busy cleaning out earwax with your uncut fingernails?
[He makes a scoffing sound.]
Imagine it. One of the rabble attempting to control a Northwest. Now I’ve seen everything.
[uhhhh. I don’t see why not, I suppose.]
Now you listen to me, you insignificant flea. You’re going to release me from this filthy prison or my lawyers are going to ensure your life is transformed from whatever asinine, dull, and undoubtedly perverted existence you lead into a living nightmare. I’ll have you begging in the streets for dime-a-dozen coffee shop change. Do you understand, or are you too busy cleaning out earwax with your uncut fingernails?
[He makes a scoffing sound.]
Imagine it. One of the rabble attempting to control a Northwest. Now I’ve seen everything.