Mun is scheming with Valentines Day around the corner...

[illtakecareofit]

Look um...Mun. yeah ...I know you're excited about this holiday, but I'll pass on all of the uh...excitement. [because reasons.] Thanks.

...Don't give me that look...I know what that means.

[sigh] Look. You're not entirely 'terrible.' I appreciate you looking out for me and wanting for me to have a special someone but...

...wait a second...

You already 'have' someone in mind for me? [shit this can't be good–]

...HER?? You've got to be kidding me...

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oops my hand slipped... hi!

[yardbird]

Holiday...?

[Aw shit.]

Do I even wanna ask?

'scuse the caps but...AHH! I LOVE SEEING OTHER MURPHYS! SUP BRO! :D

[illtakecareofit]

Unfortunately. [he'd state dryly putting a hand to the back of his head.] Said something along the lines of 'there's someone for everyone'. [a scoff. yeah he wasn't biting at the idea. at. all. and wait...is that...HIM?? Hold up a second...

......

Realization sets in... wait for it...

Yeah, he's gonna freeze a moment blinking a few times at that one.]

...Guess if you're me – like me [shit. word problems. he'd shake his head trying to brush it off.] Whatever this is, I don't think you're gonna like the answer.

YES AHH i am delighted to see more hanging around. this fandom just needs more players, lol

[yardbird]

[It's not like it isn't weird for him, either. But he's just... way too used to weird shit happening to him and around him at this point, it's not even funny.]

You'd be surprised. Where I've been... it's been close to three years now. [Yeah, you heard that right.] Whatever it is your mun said, pretty sure I might've heard crazier things.

[whyyy is this not the least normal thing for him right now]

True that. I'd be so happy if the fandom made a comeback somehow. Anne's wouldn't hurt either. lol

[illtakecareofit]

[And he thought time spent in prison was a long time...Not quite prison but shit. Three years?

huh...

Yeah that's a long time bro. For anything. But hey the man...er...him?... Other him?? (still getting used to this) asked a question. Shit here goes nothing... ]

Things crazier than Anne Cunningham?

[He'd almost smirk at that one if he wasn't too busy being so damn serious. Hell the situation was beyond ridiculous at this point.]

well, the comic was a nice surprise, and i know a lot of people are hyped for the new sh game!

[yardbird]

[Did he really just--?

[At first he doesn't say anything. Just snorts. Which turns into a muffled "pfft" sound, and then...]

...also this icon has never been more appropriate

[yardbird]

[Full blown laughter.

[No really man, he's not laughing at you, Murphy- Other Murphy. He's laughing... with? you? Him? "Us"? Whatever.

[When he slaps his hand over his face in a fit of hoarse hysterics, if the unfamiliar band on his left ringfinger isn't a huge indicator then holy crap, what is?

[HOOOOO it's been a long three years.

[Huff, huff. Okay, catching his breath now.]