Yep, it's that magical boy anime. AGAIN.

[golden_conquest_leader]

I don't know who Haruka and Makoto  are, but I can assure you that my relationship with Arima is nothing like theirs.  Arima is simply  perceptive of what my wants usually are. Nothing more.

Speaking of Arima... Is anyone from the Conquest club here? Preferably,  Zundar-sama.

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[cuddlesome]

I didn't know our school had a "Conquest club".

[As a pamphlet collector, he's a bit intrigued.]

-quietly screams-

[golden_conquest_leader]

We're currently not taking in members, so we saw no purpose in advertising it. I've notice your 'Earth Defense Club' is not advertising positions either.

muffled mortal kombat music plays in the background

[cuddlesome]

[Was the whole superhero thing supposed to be a secret? He doesn't really remember, but to be safe, he's not going to talk about it.]

That makes sense. The name is kind of weird, though.

[...look who's talking, Yumoto.]

Oh. See I didn't realize we were going that route. If I knew I would have picked Sub Zero.

[golden_conquest_leader]

I could say the same about your club name. Also, I have heard word you are harboring an animal in the club room we've given you.

Is that true? It goes against the school's no Animal policy.

[cuddlesome]

What?!

No, no, of course that's not true!

[Quick, he needs to change the subject.]

Who...who is Zundar-sama?

Can i just say I love your Yumoto already?

[golden_conquest_leader]

Perhaps we should do frequent checks....

[That was more a thought to himself.]

Zundar-sama? [Think on your feet Kinshiro.] Zundar-sama is my childhood toy. [Fucking nailed it.]

Aw, thanks!

[cuddlesome]

[He's about to say that frequent checks aren't necessary AT ALL, REALLY but then...

What.]

Wow! I didn't think you were that type of person!

Yumoto is my favorite good guy. He's just there are no words for how amazing he is.

[golden_conquest_leader]

[Kinshiro, leader of the Villain group and master of cover ups. His pride may be damaged but at least Zundar-sama is safe.]

There's nothing wrong with cherishing childhood memories.

I agree! He's great and really fun to play

[cuddlesome]

Yeah, you're right, but you're so...

[What is a positive equivalent for "pretentious"?]

...nevermind. What kind of toy is Zundar-sama?

I'M STILL MAKING ICONS and I have no clue what I'm doing so I may be a bit slow here

[makinglove]

"Conquest Club"? Relationships...

[Here is a guy who can put two and two together just fine!]

Our school has something like that and I was unaware of it!? Please tell me all of the details!

It's okay. I have no idea what i'm doing either. If you need help with icons let me know c:

[golden_conquest_leader]

Th-There's nothing going on between me and Arima!

[Misunderstanding or clever cover up?]

aww ty for you that!

[makinglove]

Arima? Who cares about that? I want to know more about this Relationship Conquest Club!

[He's already combined the two...]

You know there's no more fitting member than me for that, right??

No problem! I like making and finding icons uwu

[golden_conquest_leader]

Relationship...Conquest club...?

[Oh. Wow, thank god this guy was dense. Why would they have such an indecent club? Kinshiro had no interest in such a trivial thing, however, this could prove to be useful. With one less member the Earth Defense club would have to disband.]

Aren't you already in a club?

[makinglove]

Oh, that? Well, it's not like there's a rule against joining more than one! Right?

[Or is there. He doesn't pay attention to things like that.]

[golden_conquest_leader]

We appear to meet at the same time your club meets at.

[makinglove]

Geh, really!? Well, it's still fine, right? I can just do a little of both! I'm that generous, after all. No matter what, I absolutely have to get into this club!

PFFt You're Ryuu is amazing. Icanteven

[golden_conquest_leader]

You could leave the other club if you wish.

[Though he will have to convince the rest of the club to play along with this.]

[pinkpearl]

I'm not Zundar-sama, but will I do?

*screeching in the distance*

[golden_conquest_leader]

I don't see why you wouldn't. Have you seen Arima or Zundar-sama?

[Even if Akoya didn't do any lifting or pour tea for Kinshiro, he still enjoyed the taller boy's company.]

XD

[pinkpearl]

I haven't, actually, although I've seen other kids from school here. Some of the [pauses, nose wrinkling in disgust] less desirable students.

We just need Arima and Zundar then we can be a big happy family. xD

[golden_conquest_leader]

That's unfortunate, I'm rather fond of Arima's tea...

[Less desirable... Oh.]

Oh, that reminds me. Zaou Ryuu believes our Club is the 'Relationship Conquest' Club. So please try to keep that facade up if he asks. He seems quite adamant about joining it.

Albeit slightly disfunctional ;)

[pinkpearl]

'Relationship Conquest Club'? What on Earth is that supposed to mean? That we find relationships? Break them up? [sniffs] That guy is a weirdo, anyway, and best ignored.

Wait ... joining it?? THAT guy??

([Now the true horror is setting in ....)

What are you talking about Kirishino is a great dad-mom- and Arima is a great mom/dad.

[golden_conquest_leader]

Either way, he claims he is a perfect member for it.

Considering what they have to work with, you might be right

[pinkpearl]

[Akoya has gone into full pout mode now.]

But he's a troublemaker! And I don't LIKE him. The feeling is mutual, too.

Ayoka is the princess of the family

[golden_conquest_leader]

[Don't pout.]

If we have him then the Earth Defense Club with have no choice but to close down.