Exciting find prompted me to dust him off. Canon is Dan vs.

[ihateeverything]

How DARE you ignore for nearly two years! I don't even let Chris ignore me for more than three minutes! And now I'm being pulled away from my VERY busy schedule to play in this stupid meta nonsense!?

So what if all three seasons of my show is up on Youtube by the company for free? How else do you get television if not officially?!


...Pirated cable doesn't count, that's still a broadcast.

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[hasakatana]

[SIGHS.]

[ihateeverything]

What was that sigh? That did not sound like a sigh of content! That was CLEARLY put-upon!

[hasakatana]

It was because it was quiet around here until two minutes ago.

[ihateeverything]

Are you saying I'm loud?

I'M LOUD?!

[hasakatana]

Yes, Dan, that is exactly what I'm saying.

And my mun is fighting a migraine right now, so if you could lower your voice a couple decibels...

[ihateeverything]

Oh really? Well, scientific evidence recently found that migraines are caused by chronic incessant nagging, and I think we all know who's to blame for that!

[hasakatana]

...real science or were you on WebMD again?

[ihateeverything]

How dare you impugn the finest collection of medical minds of our time? That's where I diagnose every one of my ailments!

[hasakatana]

WebMD's answer to every question is either 'you have cancer' or 'you have a foreign object stuck up your nose.'

[ihateeverything]

And it's always one or both! You just don't respect my unique medical needs.

[hasakatana]

Dan! We've been over this. You do not have cancer.

[ihateeverything]

...Are you sure about that? I mean, really sure?

Only because the last government inspector guy who came by my apartment with a Geiger counter ran out crying and scrubbing himself and...I dunno, I've been thinking about that a lot this week.

[hasakatana]

Do you feel any different than you normally do?

[ihateeverything]

I feel...angry and listless. And kind of hungry.

[hasakatana]

So no. Come on, I'll make you a sandwich.

[ihateeverything]

...Turkey?!

[hasakatana]

Turkey. I just got some fresh from the deli.

But you'd better hurry before Chris gets into the fridge.