voice testing *whip cracking noise*

[foxybotanist]

You can't seriously mean to go through with this, can you? Honestly, just because your friend gave you this username...

I suppose if it was between this or "foxymamasboy" I've escaped relatively unscathed.

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[thatcatfrom101]

They got the foxy down right, at least.

[WINK!!]

[foxybotanist]

I am a fox demon.

[Like, he's just acknowledging that. Yeah. No irony here.]

[thatcatfrom101]

What?

[No, wait. This didn't go like he had planned at all!]

I wasn't tryin' to be literal or nothin'...

[foxybotanist]

Unfortunately, it looks like things haven't turned out like you expected.

[SHOOTS DOWN YOUR FLIRTING LIKE A FUCKING EAGLE SCOUT.]

[thatcatfrom101]

[Overly dramatic sigh!]

Story of my life, doll.

[WHATEVER HE'S USED TO IT and likes it shh]

[foxybotanist]

I'm afraid that's how it is for many of us.

[Sorry are you still trying to flirt with him.

Also he's not a doll? He's a fox. We have been through this.]

[ridesthed]

I'd say.

[Just look at what some of your mun's friend's characters end up with.]

[foxybotanist]

[He's from like the 90s your joke doesn't make any sense to him.]

The D...?

[ridesthed]

[Yusei shrugs.]

Take a guess. ...Or don't.

[It's just a good thing he doesn't care too much about being classy.]

[foxybotanist]

...Dragon.

[He tried.]

[ridesthed]

[He's way off, but it gets a slight smile out of him.]

Why not? I like it.

[ How cool would it be to ride Stardust Dragon? The Arc-V kids in his mun's head have all the luck. barring unforeseen possibilities by his mostly canonblind mun]

Youko version

[foxthief]

Foxymamasboy does have a certain ring to it.

oh :D though I'll warn you I'm canonblind and only on ep 32, so if anything seems off...!

[foxybotanist]

[That sure is himself...]

It's far from my first pick. Something a little more refined would have been nice.

I'll try not to spoil you

[foxthief]

Mine tried to go with 'Foxytail', if it's any consolation.

aw thank you 'w'

[foxybotanist]

At least that's...only one letter away from being fairly decent?

[So close but so far... What's with muns and fox puns?]

[shrinefox]

But if you're a fox, where are your ears and tail? [ LOOK SEE LIKE HIS. ]

[foxybotanist]

I'm afraid I don't have them in this form. [KEEP BRAGGING. He may not have animal ears but at least he has unrealistic anime hair.]

[shrinefox]

[ THE MOST PUZZLED, DISTRESSED STARE. ]

That's.. That's terrible. Were they taken from you?

[foxybotanist]

[CALM DOWN FRIEND...]

Not quite. Like I said, it's only in this form.

[shrinefox]

[ not possible. you're a fox without a tail what's the world coming to???? ]

So.. wait. [ okay, let's look at this logically. this other fox isn't distressed, and he smells kind of.. human?? so.. ] You have more than just this form and your fox form? [ because foxes like unka only have this one and their literal fox shape.. ]

[raise_ashes]

'Unscathed.'

That can be helped.

[foxybotanist]

Surely, but I'll pass on the offer this time.

[Sass rejected.]

[raise_ashes]

[ W o w . ]

You'll reek of their weakness soon.

[foxybotanist]

Yes, as if I haven't heard that one before.

[Try harder small friend.]

[raise_ashes]

Pricklish?