Epros, the Former Phantom Evil King (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2015-01-29 10:57 pm
rhymemaster) wrote in dear_mun2015-01-29 10:57 pm
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voice testing
Our victory was in our hands.
And here I am in distant lands.
And, no Linda, no circus, no familiar sights…
Could it be my mind is what has taken flight?
I need an explanation as quick as can be.
Surely, there can be one, even if it must be for a fee.
Ah, it is you who is at fault.
And for that I must ask you to halt.
The battle's done and finished, too.
What reason do I have to go with you?
Tell me now and make it fast.
Or you shall see my vengeful past --
resurfaced here for all to feel its sting.
You should not meddle with a former Evil King.
And here I am in distant lands.
And, no Linda, no circus, no familiar sights…
Could it be my mind is what has taken flight?
I need an explanation as quick as can be.
Surely, there can be one, even if it must be for a fee.
Ah, it is you who is at fault.
And for that I must ask you to halt.
The battle's done and finished, too.
What reason do I have to go with you?
Tell me now and make it fast.
Or you shall see my vengeful past --
resurfaced here for all to feel its sting.
You should not meddle with a former Evil King.
lemme know if you'd like me to drop the color, font, and/or capitalize :)
something!
not bad rhymes, dude, but i dunno the point of starting a rap battle with your writer.
since they won't answer and all.
the not answering thing doesn't make for great friendly competition!
EPROS
[Looks like you're not the only one who got dragged out of something important. Ari on the other hand though doesn't look so much distressed as mildly inconvenienced...let's face it, it's not the strangest thing that's happened to him so far.]
Nah, it's fine.
This is simply the way I talk.
A curse I fear from, well, spoilers galore.
Regardless of the time that's past, I shall not bore.
The place I come from is rather small.
It would not do to tell all.
YO
I would think that King would intervene!
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[He would have thought so too, but whatever it was that had happened, it seemed that he and Stan weren't exactly together anymore. It was almost kind of lonely if not for the fact that Epros was here too.]
Unless he's brooding, I don't think Stan's with me anymore. Any idea what happened? Maybe it's just another of Beiloune's tricks?
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He could not return from where he went.
Not without someone's assist.
And no one is stronger than that incurable cyst.
Save for the ones that brought us here.
And that leaves me with much to fear.
For all my bluster and my threat,
a match I have indeed met.
Still, do not fear that man -- creature -- troublesome curr.
He is far from us, that much is I can assure.
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Do you mean...we beat Beiloune?
[Please let the answer be yes, that would make his day right here.]
SCREECHES
Oh don't you fret, you haven't lost me yet!
[ See? See what she did there? Oh she's just so delighted to see him. ]
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His defeat is one surely known.
You were with us at that time...
Ah, I see. Now this is a crime.
What do you last recall --
if not that fiend's fall?
YO
Another familiar sight does greet my eyes.
Ah, how my heart flies.
It's good to know that you are not lost.
Though, your affections I still wish would be tossed.
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Well...we were all getting geared up to fight him--and then I was in this place. It's good to know we put that creep in his place though.
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Big Bull did most of the bashing.
I could go on blow-by-blow.
But that is something not to know,
you shall soon see it with thine eyes.
And all classifications will also find their demise.
Sadly, my rhyming is still part of me.
But I've become quite used to it as you can see.
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[ Faithfully, unfortunately. And the same as ever. ]
How's about a little snuggly wuggly for your cute Linda?
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[Well dang, he could feel the relief moving through his body, enough to make his smile a bit more pronounce rather than his usual grimace or apathetic stare. Even if he hadn't gotten to it yet himself...things were going to turn out okay.]
I don't think I can imagine you speaking any other way at this point. It's got a certain charm to it, don't you think?
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For me, I think of it is a mistake.
What reason do I have to rhyme so much?
I think his head was full of fluff.
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Your feelings for me -- please, don't break out in a song.
As for the snuggly-wuggly request,
are you not already against my chest?
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[He could say that sentence applied to pretty much everyone he traveled with at this point. Mostly because they had to deal with Stan, but for other reasons too.]
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I apologize for my complaints -- I shall concede.
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[After all, for all it's charm and how well Epros had taken it in stride...it still struck him as a pain to have to speak like that ALL the time, especially if it wasn't his choice.]
I know what it's like to not have a say in things...
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[ Although even if it hadn't been nearly as long as it had been... she still probably wouldn't have remembered. ]
Silly! It's not just this. It's also a little bit of this and that~ ♥
[ Her argument is, of course that cuddling is an active event and makes a show of it by snuggling her face into his chest. Though... it's okay if he doesn't understand her vague instruction. She's happy enough just with his permission. ]
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Thy situation was no good.
But hopefully, it is better now?
Thy status of overshadowed you disallow?
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That thy sense of time is not actually right.
[Yes, he is used to her at this point and just lightly pats her on the head. This and that -- he still does not understand, but oh, well, she seems to be happy enough.]
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[Which was nice for a change.]
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Or rather not out of the pan and into the fire.