Voicetesting | Homeless (x-posted to dear_player)

[halfassedbastard]

...is that the best you can do, you fucking idiot?

[ Right off the bat, he's foulmouthed and it wasn't a surprise to anyone. He can be calm but his feathers are understandably ruffled; so to speak. ]

You could have picked ANY one of those 'names' and you chose the one that pisses me off the most?! On top of that... you don't even have a solid plan to what to do with me now that you've put all of 'this' together.

[ If it were up to him, he would have already long killed his mun for wasting his time, but for now is sort of just... extremely moody and annoyed. ]

Fucking make up your mind.

Comments

he's opporating under the assumption that he is just appearing as a cat.

[just_a_black_cat]

[ Goodness! This human was quite upset wasn't he? And he was using words Lluvia had never heard before. Lluvia remained sitting infront of him, mutely tilting his head to the side as his tail swished curiously.]

[halfassedbastard]

[ Scowling, it doesn't take long for Ayato to move and kneel in front of the other. ]

Here to fucking mock me too, damn cat?

[ He really doesn't have a filter on his mouth at all but his expression doesn't seem as harsh as before. ]

[just_a_black_cat]

[Lluvia quickly shook his head. He would never dream of mocking someone who was in such distress. It was just like with his owner, he was unable to use his words to comfort him.]

[halfassedbastard]

[ Huh. It was like the cat actually understood what he was saying. That idea just made him frown a bit because that didn't seem plausible to him. ]

...If didn't know better, you actually get what i'm saying. Fucking weird because how does that even work?

[just_a_black_cat]

[ Oh, so Ayato didn't like responses like that? He'll keep that in mind. Lluvia stood up and lightly head butted his hand, purring softly.]

[halfassedbastard]

[ It was more that he didn't understand it, more than anything. He's quiet and takes a glance around him and then back at the cat before he sighs and just pets it lightly. ]

Tch. Friendly little thing, aren't ya?

[just_a_black_cat]

[Lluvia meows in response, pleased to be receiving such affections. He had been worried for a moment that Ayato had been displeased with him.

Lluvia reaches up put a hand/paw on Ayato's knee to press his head up, nuzzling into his hand.]

[halfassedbastard]

[ Honestly he's displeased with a lot of things and is generally just not in a good mood due to circumstances. He frowns a bit but continues to pet Lluvia quietly, fingers occasionally scratching behind the ears as well. ]

This is adorable. Icanteven.

[just_a_black_cat]

[A soft melody of purrs come from the small black cat with piercing blue eyes, his eyes closing as the pleasant scratches continued. He leaned up to give Ayato a soft lick to his hand with his scratchy tongue.]

me neither.

[halfassedbastard]

[ What was this madness? He was a fucking monster who ate and killed humans, and yet here he was being all soft petting a cat who was maybe a little bit cute. Nobody was around to judge him for shit so there was no harm in this. ]

...tch what the fuck am i doing..

[ Says the guy sitting here petting a cat and finding it's not so awful as he'd thought. ]

I know this don't count for shit but don't tell anyone i'm doing this, got it?

I never thought I would actually rp fluff with an Ayato. xD

[just_a_black_cat]

[Lluvia nodded his head at him. His secret is safe with him! Lluvia would never dream of disclosing anything to anyone else. He nuzzled into his hand affectionately, he gazed up at him happily.]

kinda unthinkable, hey? he hates humans but noone said cats..

[halfassedbastard]

[ Keeps doing this for a bit before he takes a glance around him in all directions before sighing and shifting now so he can pick up Lluvia carefully. Holding him in his arms as he stands up. ]

...Don't know what the fuck it is that cats eat but you're probably hungry.

[ Hey he cared for a bird when he was a kid so... yeah. Nothing wrong with this and he'd kill anyone who said otherwise. He may be a ghoul but that didn't mean shit all in factoring what he decided he wanted to do right now.

Which was totes getting this stupid adorable furball something to eat. ]

cats and dogs bring out the best in people. Did...he just adopt Lluvia? xD

[just_a_black_cat]

[Lluvia didn't expect to be picked up, but allowed it, letting his body rest against Ayato's. He perked up when Ayato stated that he was hungry. Lluvia hadn't eaten yet today so a meal would be welcomed.

While he enjoyed being carried by his owner Rose, he found the way the child carried him to be quite distressing so it was nice to carried properly. At this rate, Lluvia wouldn't mind following Ayato for a while. He seemed nice enough despite his foul mouth.]

yea.he totes did :D

[halfassedbastard]

[ If anyone were to say anything about Ayato it wouldn't be how 'nice' he seemed by any means; he was a delinquent bastard who was hard pressed to admit he was nice by any means. He'd rather skewer a person than prove he was soft like his sister. ]

It's disgusting but cats eat fish or whatever, right?

[ The thought of human food is nasty but here he is trying to head to the store to get this cat something because okay he is not heartless. Sometimes. ]

Wanna do a thread where Lluvia is human? xD I tagged the random scenario meme c:

[just_a_black_cat]

[Oh dear, Lluvia didn't eat fish. But if Ayato was going to get it for him then he'd try his best to stomach every bite. He gazed up at Ayato, lightly reaching up a paw to curiously bat at a long lock of black hair.]

link me n' i'm there.

[halfassedbastard]

[ It was the movement out of the corner of his eye that got his attention with dark eyes shifting down to the cat in question. Watching for a second before his gaze trailed back up in front of him. ]

..tch. Probably do need to get it cut, don't I?

[ Not that he expects Lluvia to answer him, but it is something he's been considering loosely. Exhaling a sigh after. ]

Be glad you don't have to worry about that kind of shit.

linked ya!

[just_a_black_cat]

Yes.

[Which probably came out as a meow, he continued curiously swatting at his hair happily. He was surprised by how fun it was.

He leaned up to lightly head butt his chin, rubbing against it affectionately.]

[secutor]

Not a hard name to live up to, is it? You should think yourself lucky.

[halfassedbastard]

Ch. I hardly see how this stupid fucking name is anything I should be considering 'lucky'.

[ But you don't see him denying the first question either way. ]

[secutor]

[He looks at him a moment longer than necessary, as if sizing him up or figuring him out.]

Some things we have no agency over (Let them be.)

What are you gonna do with yourself? You look like the kind of guy who kicks soda machines.

[halfassedbastard]

[ It had taken him a second or two but there really is something off about this guy and it sets his nerves on edge. Especially so when he noticed the guy had looked at him longer than normal. Could this fucker really be...? ]

...Fuck if I know. It ain't gonna be pointless crap like that, though.

[ Flashing something of a smirk here. Wondering if he was quick enough, if he could kill this weird bastard before he pulled something on him; that is if he really was what he thought he was. One of them. ]

I got better things to do and none of it involves wasting my time around here.

[secutor]

[Blind certainty is a misstep in his profession; the conclusion he draws is the kid (his own age considered) is a miscreant and perhaps dangerous in that right, but that isn't necessarily for him to address. Not yet, anyway.]

It's safe to say school isn't a priority here, ah? (Got a mouth on you.)

[He's stood with hands in pockets, his posture slightly unstraight.]

See I'm at a loss what those "better things" are.

[He steps to him and close at that.]

You could say I'm interested. I got no patience for pointless shit either.

[halfassedbastard]

[ Long as this guy hasn't figured out what he was, he could deal with it. Not that he was afraid of him - far from it - but more that he wasn't in the mood for dealing with CCG shit. ]

Yeah. Not that it was really ever high up on my list of priorities.

[ He wasn't like his shitty sister, who tried so hard to blend in with the humans and went to school like a 'good human child'. It made him sick how much effort she put into that sort of crap, but perhaps in the back of his mind he wondered if that might have been remotely useful.

Like when this guy stepped closer to him, Ayato's eyes narrowed but he didn't back down. I should just fucking kill him. At this distance it would be easy. ]

...Interested, huh? I get the feeling you like getting involved in other people's business, don't ya?

[ His tone is edged with a bit of annoyance here. ]

[secutor]

[Yeah, he didn't think so; this guy's manner runs counter to civil society. In the eyes of hard working men he is at best worthless and at worst a poison. But Urie has no prejudice there. His face is unperturbed.]

It isn't a business until someone gets involved. (And you're no businessman.)

[The guy hasn't made a cursory attempt to hide his aggression, but it's anger without direction. He's yet to elect a concrete motive to fight.]

What's with the sour mug? You're not obliged to answer.

[The young man moves past him, takes seat on the back of a bench with his dark and polished shoes on the bench proper.]

I understand where you're coming from. For me conflict is second nature (if not first). I'm willing to bet it's the same for you.

[halfassedbastard]

[ This guy was too calm for his own good and it was really beginning to annoy him to no end. His posture was calm, but lightly edged with his aforementioned annoyance as he watched the guy just casually sit down as if they were just discussing the weather. ]

Not obliged to answer? Bullshit.

[ Ayato had always been blunt so this isn't anything new by any means. Using language like this came with being angry more than anything else, otherwise usually he's a bit somewhat tamer. ]

Whether it is or isn't doesn't concern you, bastard. I can guarantee our lives were a LOT different so don't act like you understand shit all.

[secutor]

Free country.

[He knows this is far from fact, of course; the general public is denied a say where it matters, but it's a decent enough platitude to roll things along.

Urie folds one gloved hand over the other with the muffled crunch of leather.]

I can't speak of your upbringing (and neither you of mine). This is about here and now.

[He turns his head, regards his defiant acquaintance with unflinching eyes.]

I understand anger. Real anger. It's obvious yours runs deeper than some tantrum with me. That would be benath us both.

Now, could you sit?

[halfassedbastard]

[ Standing with his arms crossed over his chest, Ayato almost seems to scowl at the other boy who just continues to stay calm despite pushing all his buttons. Something which shouldn't be happening, so he exhales a bit to relax a bit but it didn't mean that he dropped his guard; doing so wouldn't be a wise choice, after all. ]

What, sit next to you?

[ Sarcasm laces his voice thickly and his lips curl into a smirk once again as he steps closer until he stands a few feet away from the other boy. ]

I really don't see the point in doing so. We're having a talk just fine like this, aren't we?